DrLove
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Nobody likes Donald. I guess it's his personality.
www.newyorker.com
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āUnveiling a new conspiracy theory, Donald Trump on Tuesday accused Anthony Fauci of using his fifty years of experience as a doctor to win peopleās trust.
Appearing on Fox News, Trump would not disclose the source of the theory, saying only, āThis is something a lot of people are talking about.ā
āTony Fauci graduated first in his medical school class, in 1966, because he knew that would make him look good someday,ā Trump told Sean Hannity. āHeās been planning this for a long, long time.ā
Fauci went on to become a leading epidemiologist as part of a carefully plotted scheme to give himself credibility, Trump alleged.
āHe spent years working on H.I.V., aids, Ebola, you name it,ā Trump charged. āAnthony Fauci would stop at nothing to make himself look like an expert.ā
Trump said he was baffled by polls showing that Americans overwhelmingly trust Fauci more than him when it comes to the coronavirus pandemic.
āThere is zero difference between me and Tony Fauci, except for fifty years of so-called medical experience,ā he said.
Trump Accuses Fauci of Using Fifty Years of Experience as Doctor to Win Peopleās Trust
Fauci went on to become a leading epidemiologist as part of a carefully plotted scheme to give himself credibility, the President alleged.

