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Three guys and me are at a bar. The lady serving us is gorgeous and one guy goes for a knuckle bump. She withdraws and says she is Muslim and that forbids her touching men. So next time she brings a drink he real fast knuckle bumps her. She goes off and the manager gets involved . Then two middle eastern guys start getting in and manager says we have to leave immediately. We refuse so he calls cops. Cops come and ask where is the assault victim and perps . John confessed he knuckle bumped her and cop goes off on why were they called in for an assault when it was a mere “dap”. There’s some back and forth about Muslim culture and Johns concluding remark, as the cops left and we voluntarily exited also , was spot on “in America when working in a bar the Muslim faith is not a controlling g factor for customers”
I mean I would not have knuckled bumped her but for Christ sakes “when in Rome ” comes into mind.
Thoughts?
 
Thoughts?

Odd place to be working if you cannot touch other guys. I mean, working in a bar is a people job. Sounds like her muslim faith is her problem not yours. She was a bad choice to work in a bar and muslim or not, you are in a christian country and people need to assimilate.
 
Most likely she simply didn't want some creep touching her. If someone asks you to not touch them, don't.
Coming into a knuckle bumped contact is not intimate like touching. I believe you will end up in the minority . It’s also a bit off putting to the customer, as if somehow we are improperly aroused when in fact just trying to be friendly
 
Three guys and me are at a bar. The lady serving us is gorgeous and one guy goes for a knuckle bump. She withdraws and says she is Muslim and that forbids her touching men. So next time she brings a drink he real fast knuckle bumps her. She goes off and the manager gets involved . Then two middle eastern guys start getting in and manager says we have to leave immediately. We refuse so he calls cops. Cops come and ask where is the assault victim and perps . John confessed he knuckle bumped her and cop goes off on why were they called in for an assault when it was a mere “dap”. There’s some back and forth about Muslim culture and Johns concluding remark, as the cops left and we voluntarily exited also , was spot on “in America when working in a bar the Muslim faith is not a controlling g factor for customers”
I mean I would not have knuckled bumped her but for Christ sakes “when in Rome ” comes into mind.
Thoughts?
If Muslim, why is she working in a bar, where the main business is alcohol?
BTW, your buddy did not have to be an asshole.
 
Odd place to be working if you cannot touch other guys. I mean, working in a bar is a people job. Sounds like her muslim faith is her problem not yours. She was a bad choice to work in a bar and muslim or not, you are in a christian country and people need to assimilate.
She's probably an Islamist.
 
Yeah like I said I would not have tried to sneak it a quick knuckle bump and there are pluses and minuses on both sides,
She said she could not touch men but a knuckle bump is not really touching. She's wound too tight to be working at a bar.
 
She's probably an Islamist.

Gee, I hope she is not attacked by roving gangs of marauding christian ministers and priests! They might all start assaulting her with little statues of liberty, tiny Ronald Reagan and Uncle Sam dolls and make her watch The Connors on TV while eating a hamburger with catsup.

Oh, the horror.
 
Three guys and me are at a bar. The lady serving us is gorgeous and one guy goes for a knuckle bump. She withdraws and says she is Muslim and that forbids her touching men. So next time she brings a drink he real fast knuckle bumps her. She goes off and the manager gets involved . Then two middle eastern guys start getting in and manager says we have to leave immediately. We refuse so he calls cops. Cops come and ask where is the assault victim and perps . John confessed he knuckle bumped her and cop goes off on why were they called in for an assault when it was a mere “dap”. There’s some back and forth about Muslim culture and Johns concluding remark, as the cops left and we voluntarily exited also , was spot on “in America when working in a bar the Muslim faith is not a controlling g factor for customers”
I mean I would not have knuckled bumped her but for Christ sakes “when in Rome ” comes into mind.
Thoughts?

That's a weird scenario. Serving alcohol is considered haram (forbidden) in Islam, especially for a woman. Working as a bartender is generally seen as a direct involvement in the alcohol industry, and the salary may be considered tainted. Even roles not directly handling alcohol can be problematic, as it may require exposure to activities that are forbidden in Islam, such as the consumption of alcohol, immodest dress, and certain types of music.
Maybe she's practicing taqiyya and is going to carry out the next Islamic terrorist attack.
 
It's a simple concept really, keep your hands to yourself. Nobody should have to put up with being touched in anyway they don't want. If it's an accident, it's an accident. No big deal. But don't touch someone in anyway that they don't approve of or consent to.

Tell me how many bars you've been in where the waitresses were unfriendly, demanded you not even fist-bump them, who got good tips and brought business in for the owner.

Sorry--- no, a girl whose religion inhibits her ability to even casually interact with customers probably has no business working in a pub.
 
Three guys and me are at a bar. The lady serving us is gorgeous and one guy goes for a knuckle bump. She withdraws and says she is Muslim and that forbids her touching men. So next time she brings a drink he real fast knuckle bumps her. She goes off and the manager gets involved . Then two middle eastern guys start getting in and manager says we have to leave immediately. We refuse so he calls cops. Cops come and ask where is the assault victim and perps . John confessed he knuckle bumped her and cop goes off on why were they called in for an assault when it was a mere “dap”. There’s some back and forth about Muslim culture and Johns concluding remark, as the cops left and we voluntarily exited also , was spot on “in America when working in a bar the Muslim faith is not a controlling g factor for customers”
I mean I would not have knuckled bumped her but for Christ sakes “when in Rome ” comes into mind.
Thoughts?
Cmon, was it really Iilan Omar working a side gig?
 
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Three guys and me are at a bar. The lady serving us is gorgeous and one guy goes for a knuckle bump. She withdraws and says she is Muslim and that forbids her touching men. So next time she brings a drink he real fast knuckle bumps her. She goes off and the manager gets involved . Then two middle eastern guys start getting in and manager says we have to leave immediately. We refuse so he calls cops. Cops come and ask where is the assault victim and perps . John confessed he knuckle bumped her and cop goes off on why were they called in for an assault when it was a mere “dap”. There’s some back and forth about Muslim culture and Johns concluding remark, as the cops left and we voluntarily exited also , was spot on “in America when working in a bar the Muslim faith is not a controlling g factor for customers”
I mean I would not have knuckled bumped her but for Christ sakes “when in Rome ” comes into mind.
Thoughts?
Consider yourself lucky that it was the cops called, instead of the paramedics being called to spoon the two of you off the ground. With a few stand up guys around, that could have gone very differently for both of you.

Some advice I got when I was 4 years old: Keep your ******* hands to yourself.
 
That's a weird scenario. Serving alcohol is considered haram (forbidden) in Islam, especially for a woman.

What about serving alcohol with your tongue down your customer's throat while playing with his hair as you tickle his ear with your hot breath while sticking your hands down his trousers fondling his package as well?

Just asking for a friend. 🍺
 
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