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My lifetime anyway, which more than likely longer than yours. I became a fan when I was say 11, Shula's Dolphins responsible, you know, sometimes you just like the best team when you're young, and the nearest team, a State over was in Oakland, and wasn't for me.
BEST
2007 Giants beat the Patriots, WOW!. Easily number one, fuck the Patriots
, always winning and shit. The rest are in no particular order.
1996 Broncos Vs Packers. Definitely among the top two. Old man Elway gets a great team, does his helicopter for a win, and oh my, the NFC's SB streak ends at 13 straight MFing years. The Packers were a better team on paper, but if I remember right, not by a lot. Next three are in no particular order.
1985 Bears. Figure what the Eagles did to Chiefs times two. It wasn't a game, but fun to see, with the Bears attitude, Super Bowl Shuffle arrogance, Da Bears, DiKtKa, and McMahon was basically Gary Busey in uniform. The Patriots only scored because the Bears turned it over early placed at about their own 30, so field goal range. The Bears wouldn't give up a yard that series, and if I remember right, three tries produced negative yard(s). The Bears began to celebrate their DOMINANCE after three qtrs. where they threw in the bench warmers, leading to the Patriots scoring a late TD. Note the Bears held their NFC playoff opponents to zero points.
2011 Giants beat the Patriot's again, WOW! Like the first time, the Giants on paper were an inferior team, by a lot. Fuck, even Belichick lost twice to the same coach. Coughlin is special. Eli's pass to can't remember might be the best throw I've seen. One drive to get it done, and that pass, which I think was on 3rd down? pulled them out of trouble from about their 10ish to a scoring threat, and score they would do, TD, fuck the Patriots.
2001 Patriots Vs Rams. Fuck the Patriots, always winning and shit. But you have to hand it to them, out of nowhere they beat a far superior team on paper. Defense wins Championships. Less the tuck rule BS Vs Raiders, they most likely shouldn't have been in that Super Bowl.
WORST
1984 Niners Vs my Dolphins, yeah this is personal. Final score was something like 38-16, but most of the Dolphin points scored in the 1st Qtr. From there it was progressively over as I soaked in a beer mug. If you ask me, the 84 Niners were the best team in history second only the 85 Bears. Funny two years straight. That said, something to be said for the Steeler's defense mid-late 70s. Speak of Steelers, if Marino had played there instead of in Miami all else equal, the NFC wouldn't have DOMINATED the SB 13 straight years. If Robocop was a QB he'd be Dan Marino.
2014 Patriots Vs Seahawks. You got to be kidding man, this just in, you have three fucking plays, beast mode won't be denied having gained 5+ yards a carry. But those fucking Seahawks had an agenda, they wanted their QB to be a star, and of course the Patriots would capitalize on stupid, their very nature. Shit, the Seahawk's defensive backs were almost depleted and still should have won that game. Fuckers owe me $80 too, if I remember right I took the money line, and Patriots were favored.
1989 49ers Vs Broncos. 55-10, fuck the Niners, dominating and shit. What a shitty SB, fuck the Niners☺
2008 Steelers Vs Cardinals. Can't believe the Cardinals were even in that game, their defense was so unremarkable, as demonstrated in the SB. But Warner was the shit, same his pair of receivers, ESPECIALLY Fitzgerald. Good game, but for me, disappointing.
2020 Bucs Vs Chiefs., fuck Tom Brady, fucker. Peyton Manning > Tom Brady. Yeah Brady is the GOAT, lucky fuck, but with the numbers, eye-test, and rational thought, Peyton > Brady. Plus I like Peyton, he's a funny dude.
Dishonorable mention, 2016 Patriots Vs Falcons, how'd the fuck that happen? Fuck Tom Brady and the Patriots, fuckers.
BEST
2007 Giants beat the Patriots, WOW!. Easily number one, fuck the Patriots
, always winning and shit. The rest are in no particular order.1996 Broncos Vs Packers. Definitely among the top two. Old man Elway gets a great team, does his helicopter for a win, and oh my, the NFC's SB streak ends at 13 straight MFing years. The Packers were a better team on paper, but if I remember right, not by a lot. Next three are in no particular order.
1985 Bears. Figure what the Eagles did to Chiefs times two. It wasn't a game, but fun to see, with the Bears attitude, Super Bowl Shuffle arrogance, Da Bears, DiKtKa, and McMahon was basically Gary Busey in uniform. The Patriots only scored because the Bears turned it over early placed at about their own 30, so field goal range. The Bears wouldn't give up a yard that series, and if I remember right, three tries produced negative yard(s). The Bears began to celebrate their DOMINANCE after three qtrs. where they threw in the bench warmers, leading to the Patriots scoring a late TD. Note the Bears held their NFC playoff opponents to zero points.
2011 Giants beat the Patriot's again, WOW! Like the first time, the Giants on paper were an inferior team, by a lot. Fuck, even Belichick lost twice to the same coach. Coughlin is special. Eli's pass to can't remember might be the best throw I've seen. One drive to get it done, and that pass, which I think was on 3rd down? pulled them out of trouble from about their 10ish to a scoring threat, and score they would do, TD, fuck the Patriots.
2001 Patriots Vs Rams. Fuck the Patriots, always winning and shit. But you have to hand it to them, out of nowhere they beat a far superior team on paper. Defense wins Championships. Less the tuck rule BS Vs Raiders, they most likely shouldn't have been in that Super Bowl.
WORST
1984 Niners Vs my Dolphins, yeah this is personal. Final score was something like 38-16, but most of the Dolphin points scored in the 1st Qtr. From there it was progressively over as I soaked in a beer mug. If you ask me, the 84 Niners were the best team in history second only the 85 Bears. Funny two years straight. That said, something to be said for the Steeler's defense mid-late 70s. Speak of Steelers, if Marino had played there instead of in Miami all else equal, the NFC wouldn't have DOMINATED the SB 13 straight years. If Robocop was a QB he'd be Dan Marino.
2014 Patriots Vs Seahawks. You got to be kidding man, this just in, you have three fucking plays, beast mode won't be denied having gained 5+ yards a carry. But those fucking Seahawks had an agenda, they wanted their QB to be a star, and of course the Patriots would capitalize on stupid, their very nature. Shit, the Seahawk's defensive backs were almost depleted and still should have won that game. Fuckers owe me $80 too, if I remember right I took the money line, and Patriots were favored.
1989 49ers Vs Broncos. 55-10, fuck the Niners, dominating and shit. What a shitty SB, fuck the Niners☺
2008 Steelers Vs Cardinals. Can't believe the Cardinals were even in that game, their defense was so unremarkable, as demonstrated in the SB. But Warner was the shit, same his pair of receivers, ESPECIALLY Fitzgerald. Good game, but for me, disappointing.
2020 Bucs Vs Chiefs., fuck Tom Brady, fucker. Peyton Manning > Tom Brady. Yeah Brady is the GOAT, lucky fuck, but with the numbers, eye-test, and rational thought, Peyton > Brady. Plus I like Peyton, he's a funny dude.
Dishonorable mention, 2016 Patriots Vs Falcons, how'd the fuck that happen? Fuck Tom Brady and the Patriots, fuckers.
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