To flush or not to flush.

[Gracie]

I was laughing at the comments left by readers. Thought I'd share.

*flush*

 

[rightwinger]

Here I sit ......broken hearted
Tried to shit and only farted

A little later, I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants

 

[Gracie]

But did you FLUSH?

 

[Wake]

Got a good laugh out of that one, RW.

 

[Pop23]

When days were old

and nights were cold

And toilets weren't invented

They laid their loads

Beside the roads

And walked away contented.

 

[Vigilante]

"Pants Up...Don't FLUSH"

 

[Gracie]

I have Mr. Gracie and the other male roomie pee outside on the fences now and then. Keeps the wild critters away from the yard.

 

[Moonglow]

Nothin' better than an outhouse with snakes and you've got the shitz on a hot summers eve,,no flushing...

 

[Pop23]

I have Mr. Gracie and the other male roomie pee outside on the fences now and then. Keeps the wild critters away from the yard.

You could do your part for the cause dammit!

 

[Geaux4it]

Did it flush? Um, no.... But you did need to use the brown corn cob to tidy things up followed by the white corn cob.. That let you know if you needed to use the brown one again.

For reals.. True story

-Geaux

 

[Vigilante]

Don't Flush....RUN!!!

 

[AntiParty]

Rand Paul wants to flush...........but he seems to have really big turds.

(It was actually one of my favorite points Rand Paul ever made. He did an awesome job in this debate. I hope his turds go down in glory.)

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

 

[Sarah G]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

I learned that little ditty when our toilets were out at work one winter's day. Funny..

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

I learned that little ditty when our toilets were out at work one winter's day. Funny..

Meet the Faulkers.

 

[Judicial review]

Out of toI let paper there's always paper towels. Have the plunger ready..

 

[hjmick]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

I learned that little ditty when our toilets were out at work one winter's day. Funny..

Meet the Faulkers.

Drought stricken area.

 

[Sarah G]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

I learned that little ditty when our toilets were out at work one winter's day. Funny..

Meet the Faulkers.

Oh. Okay, I never saw that movie.

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

I learned that little ditty when our toilets were out at work one winter's day. Funny..

Meet the Faulkers.

Oh. Okay, I never saw that movie.

WHAT?????? It is HILARIOUS.

 

[BlackSand]

I have Mr. Gracie and the other male roomie pee outside on the fences now and then. Keeps the wild critters away from the yard.

My neighbor moved out to the sticks to enjoy country life ... And driving home one evening I noticed he was by his shed letting it fly. I called him up later and said I was glad he was settling in and figured out peeing outside was a benefit of living in the country.

I also suggested he might want to turn off the floodlights when he decided to do so.

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