To Celebrate Scotland's Independence After The Forthcoming Referendum.

[Oz and the Orchestra]

On Scotlands expected win in the forthcoming independence referendum, I present a song – Scotlands first entry in the Eurovision Song Contest – Sung by Susan Boyle.

All Kinds Of Scotland – Och Aye The Noo.

Trainspotting in Edinborough,
Drug dependency too.
Push the yarn of Lock Nessie,
Men wearing tartan skirts in the loo.
John 'O' Grouts,
Feral goats.
Try to blag a poownd in Glasgooooooooooo.
All kinds of Scotland,
Och Aye The Noo.

Resight a poem on Robby Burns night,
No one will have a clue.
Since Gibsons Wallace,
Can't show our arses aren't blue.
Aussies know nothing,
Kilts weren't invented till 1742.
Rangers fans throwing larger cans,
It your tight you'll be called a Jew.
All kinds of Scotland,
Och AyeThe Noo.

Sean Connery can play Sean Connery,
Rod Stewart sounds like the flu.
Haggis was invented to make you vomit,
Nicola Sturgeon smells like the poo.
Adam Smith was a div,
But if your black would make a slave out of you.
In the Glenns no one bends,
But in the Highlands they'll toss a caber or two.
All kinds of Scotland.
Och Aye The Noo.

All Royalties donated back to the Scots as they will need them to keep the economy afloat after the Sassenachs stops paying.