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Pope meets with Robert De Niro in the Vatican - Vatican News
The star of hundreds of films spent forty-eight hours in Rome, where he received the Lupa Capitolina honor from the Mayor of Rome. This morning, he ...
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As crazy as the world gets it never seems to reach a limit. Now Robert De Niro has traveled to Rome and met with the Pope. The internet reported a public meeting, but I wonder what a private meeting produced. I’m thinking the conversation probably went something like this:
De Niro:
“Hey, Holy Father, Donald Trump is the Devil, right?”
Pope:
Oh yes, Robert, Trump is indeed the Devil, and he has a pitchfork ready to stick in your ass unless you warn all the liberals in the world that it is alright to destroy freedom of speech along with honest elections to get rid of him”. “You must also spread the word that shooting him is not only acceptable but necessary to save the world!”
De Niro:
“I knew it!’ “Now you have given me the blessings of the church!” “But why does the world not embrace me?”
Pope:
“Well, Robert, God decided to send you out to warn the people as a nasty, disagreeable, bitter, little curmudgeon.” “That way you can buy your stairway to Heaven by overcoming your obstacles by being pure of heart while you lie to the people.” “I forgot to tell you that Donald Trump is so evil that it is ok to lie as well.”
De Niro:
“It’s ok to lie?” “I knew it!” “Thank you, Holy Father!” “You have given me a reason to believe in postmodern liberalism, Wokeness, and all kinds of neat stuff like that!” “Will that keep me out of Hell?”
Pope:
“I’m going to honest with you Robert.” “Your ticket to Hell was punched when Trump got elected a second time!” But it was nice talking to you Robert and have a nice day!”
