What do you want me to say?

great retort!
welcome aboard!
I usually just hit the new posts tab or active topics tab above and scroll down to see the titles of the threads and pick one that seems interesting, rinse and repeat.
And it was 2 years before I ever read the rules and regs on this board...if you are a decent poster, not a troll, and want to debate the issues, you don't really need to read the rules or be overwhelmed by them!
There were a couple trolls at the other message board I was at. They accused me of trolling so I tried an attitude adjustment for them but they kept insisting that I used ad hominem or whatever personal attacks they said I used. I was accused of racism by a user named FreeBorn Angel because I said Mexicans' opinions don't matter in the US. No one but Truthismymiddlename would defend me. So here I am. Looking for a new start.
Welcome to USMB.
Remember back in H.School, you knew all the loopholes in your Sr. year !! It'll get that way..
THere are a bunch of "Zones". Just think about the topics that you can't talk about at ThanksGiving with the relatives. Those are the highly moderated zones. Politics, Religion, Race, Israel/Palestine, etc. In those Zone2 forums and Zone3 ---
the "cheat" is ----- Address the topic in EVERY POST and you are A-OK.
We know we can't define or stop flaming entirely, so we only ask that folks REMEMBER the actual topic and move it forward with every post. Moderators hardly read the flames if there's TOPICAL content there. (We just chuckle and occasionally funny something good)
There are some squeaky clean forums like THIS one and the Clean Debate Forum. Where nothing personal should ever appear. Those are the extremely moderated Zone1 forums. And then there is there is Zone4 biological warfare zones like the Flame Zone and Badlands, which have WARNINGS on them and are not visible to the gen public. You have to have a Hazmat suit to enter those.
Don't worry. It takes a LOT of abuse to get infracted and contact a moderator if you have questions.
We like to retain members and keep threads open. Not here to taz folks or be heavy handed.