This lady needs to shut her damn Flam-Hole!!

[Said1]

Alright Johnney, you're gonna have to explain this to me. Again.

Stop speaking in code. Sheesh.

 

[Annie]

Alright Johnney, you're gonna have to explain this to me. Again.

Stop speaking in code. Sheesh.

Yeah, what she said.

 

[dilloduck]

Yeah, what she said.

the smilie is a clue !!

 

[Said1]

the smilie is a clue !!

Say no more.

 

[sitarro]

I think I would definitely worry about her teeth .

 

[drowe]

She's annoying too. She even sucked in "Half Baked", and it's one of my favorite movies too.

Oh Yeah….

She’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

 

[Said1]

I think I would definitely worry about her teeth .

They might be temps. :happy2:

 

[Merlin1047]

She's so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the puppy to play with her.

 

[Johnney]

She's so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the puppy to play with her.

shes so ugly the dog humps her leg with his eyes shut

 

[Said1]

shes so ugly the dog humps her leg with his eyes shut

She's so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good bye.

 

[Avatar4321]

She's so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good bye.

talk about ruining any chances for a promotion. but then i guess that fictional character isnt too worried about that

 

[Johnney]

She's so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good bye.

shes so ugly the has to sneak up on a bathtub full of water

 

[Said1]

shes so ugly the has to sneak up on a bathtub full of water

She's so ugly, they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower.

 

[Johnney]

She's so ugly, they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower.

shes so ugly PETA keep trying to save her

 

[Said1]

shes so ugly PETA keep trying to save her

Ok, you win. I'm out of ugly jokes. We could always start on her mama.

 

[Johnney]

Ok, you win. I'm out of ugly jokes. We could always start on her mama.

now momma jokes are funny...lol
your mommas so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck

 

[Said1]

now momma jokes are funny...lol
your mommas so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck

Your mamas so fat, her blood type is rague.

 

[Johnney]

You're mamas so fat, her blood type is rague.

yo mommas so fat her car got stretch marks

 

[no1tovote4]

Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

 

[Said1]

Your mammas so stupid, she stepped on a crack, and broke her own back.