This is for us men who wants rto cancel Valentines day

[Hafar1014]

This is the worst day of the year for men. We have to pay through nose for flowers and some stupid card. Its stress and what do we get in return. Nothing. How about a thank you BJ something anything.

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[Lisa558]

It’s stressful to pick up a bouquet of flowers and a card for the woman with whom you share your life? I see some gorgeous arrangements at the grocery store for $25.

No BJs for you! (No soup, either.)

 

[Hafar1014]

It’s stressful to pick up a bouquet of flowers and a card for the woman with whom you share your life? I see some gorgeous arrangements at the grocery store for $25.

No BJs for you! (No soup, either.)

You must be Jewish JAP

 

[1srelluc]

You must be Jewish JAP

Druish princess.

 

[Lisa558]

You must be Jewish JAP

Please don’t use antisemitic terms on another Jew. That’s the same thing as when blacks call each other N.

 

[JohnDB]

Not many days of the year do men get such an easy lay-up of what to do to make spouses or girlfriends happy.

Cards, flowers, candy, dinner for two at either a restaurant or something you made....
Some nice words and "BINGO" you did the right thing out of a laundry list of doing the wrong thing....

And if she is given the opportunity to "flex" or show off what you did for her to her friends....you just scored a jackpot of good will from her.

Walmart flowers at her house/apartment....buzzz..loser.......flowers delivered to her office....ding ding ding.....winner.

Red roses.....normal and expected....pick her favorite color of roses....white, peach, blue, or even black.....winner again.

All that is required is for you to actually think about what she usually likes....and something she can show off to her friends. (Lingerie is not something she should share....and if she does....you got bigger problems)

 

[ozro]

Men dating trans women can give plastic flowers. Simply claim they identify as real flowers.

 

[Lisa558]

Men dating trans women can give plastic flowers. Simply claim they identify as real flowers.

Or give her a penny and tell her it identifies as a diamond necklace.

 

[Captain Creeper]

Flowers = Handy J
Jewelry = BJ

 

[skye]

Meh... a red rose doesn't cost that much

 

[Zebra]

Meh... a red rose doesn't cost that much

True!

Have happy Valentine Day!

 

[Oddball]

Meh... a red rose doesn't cost that much

They don't travel in the mail well.

 

[Zebra]

Men dating trans women can give plastic flowers. Simply claim they identify as real flowers.

Funny!