Things to Blame Russia and Putin For

[cereal_killer]

Since we all know that Russia and Putin are responsible for everything there needs to be a thread to pin all the things they have done on them. I'll start.....

Glen's head getting bashed in on The Walking Dead season opener.

 

[Stratford57]

Trump raped both Hillary and Bill 30 years ago, so Chelsea is Trump's daughter. Putin was a witness but did not report.

Warning: may not be so true, because all Trump's kids are beautiful

 

[Lastamender]

Trump raped both Hillary and Bill 30 years ago, so Chelsea is Trump's daughter. Putin was a witness but did not report.

Is there anyway that makes him Trayvons father?

 

[GLASNOST]

Russia (Krustjev) is responsible for the US being forced to remove their missiles from Turkey, as per the deal made during the "stand down" over the Cuba missile crisis.

 

[GLASNOST]

Trump raped both Hillary and Bill 30 years ago, so Chelsea is Trump's daughter. Putin was a witness but did not report.

Is there anyway that makes him Trayvons father?

Who? Trump or Putin?

 

[Auld Phart]

Trump raped both Hillary and Bill 30 years ago, so Chelsea is Trump's daughter. Putin was a witness but did not report.

Is there anyway that makes him Trayvons father?

No, Treyvon was born in 1995...

When the first black president was in office

 

[Lastamender]

Trump raped both Hillary and Bill 30 years ago, so Chelsea is Trump's daughter. Putin was a witness but did not report.

Is there anyway that makes him Trayvons father?

Who? Trump or Putin?

Trump, but Putin stayed quiet about this for so long because of sloppy seconds with Bill.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Russia and Putin are responsible for the belief that Hillary is a witch. Which may or may not be true but I know she turned me into a newt... but I got better. So I think she's a witch.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Ozone]

Biggest Election Fraud In History Discovered In The United States: Breaking Now

beware of russian double precision floating point decimals.

 

[GLASNOST]

Trump raped both Hillary and Bill 30 years ago, so Chelsea is Trump's daughter. Putin was a witness but did not report.

Is there anyway that makes him Trayvons father?

Who? Trump or Putin?

Trump, but Putin stayed quiet about this for so long because of sloppy seconds with Bill.

A-ha! So that's why Bill is knock-kneed. I heard that Vlado was well-hung, but I thought it was just a rumour with no basis of fact.

 

[Borillar]

Since we all know that Russia and Putin are responsible for everything there needs to be a thread to pin all the things they have done on them. I'll start.....

Glen's head getting bashed in on The Walking Dead season opener.

Pretty sure Putin passed along some bad caviar to the Vikings before their game tonight.

 

[Vigilante]