They're Really Selling This!!

Saw this while doom scrolling on Facebook. I think it's real!! WTF?

Where there is a need, somebody will find a way to make money out of it. Sounds much easier than the old way of tying a knot at the top of a condom filled with warm clean piss, and poking a hole at the end of it with a pin when it's time to give the sample.
 
Of course it's real. You must live a very sheltered life.
Yeah, the ad is real but the product isn't. Well that's what it says anyway. I mean, why would you pay for fake stuff? Drink a lot of water and you get it for free!! :auiqs.jpg:
 
Saw this while doom scrolling on Facebook. I think it's real!! WTF?


Does that really shock you? That's how half the democrats pass the piss test to get jobs. Those things are worth 1000 bucks outside of a drug test center. I've seen the ones that actually come with a fake penis. It's known as the whizzinator.

 
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Does that really shock you? That's how half the democrats pass the piss test to get jobs. Those things are worth 1000 bucks outside of a drug test center. I've seen the ones that actually come with a fake penis. It's known as the whizzinator.

Apparently it's waste of money


"Can a Drug Test Detect Fake Urine?"​





"Modern drug tests can detect synthetic urine, often called “fake urine,” due to sophisticated screening protocols. Synthetic urine is a manufactured liquid designed to chemically and physically mimic human urine, containing substances like urea, creatinine, and salts. However, laboratories have developed specific testing procedures to identify samples that have been substituted or altered. These advanced testing methods make it substantially more difficult for a synthetic product to pass as a legitimate biological sample. Drug testing facilities now employ a multi-step verification process to ensure the integrity of every specimen submitted for analysis."
 
Apparently it's waste of money


"Can a Drug Test Detect Fake Urine?"​





"Modern drug tests can detect synthetic urine, often called “fake urine,” due to sophisticated screening protocols. Synthetic urine is a manufactured liquid designed to chemically and physically mimic human urine, containing substances like urea, creatinine, and salts. However, laboratories have developed specific testing procedures to identify samples that have been substituted or altered. These advanced testing methods make it substantially more difficult for a synthetic product to pass as a legitimate biological sample. Drug testing facilities now employ a multi-step verification process to ensure the integrity of every specimen submitted for analysis."

Yea it was more popular about 20 years ago before they could detect it. I've heard they sell them with real human urine to beat the tests. They can't detect those as its real human urine, just clean.
 
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Ole Trumpy boy might make them unneeded by changing the maryjo schedule. Pot is about the only thing that shows up for a while.
 
Yeah, the ad is real but the product isn't. Well that's what it says anyway. I mean, why would you pay for fake stuff? Drink a lot of water and you get it for free!! :auiqs.jpg:
The product is real. Do you not understand why it exists?
 
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