They shot off their own teeny weenies

[Luddly Neddite]

I happened across this news story -

Bibb Crime Files: Man accidentally shoots himself in penis

A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis. The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor. The man's friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.

Why was he sitting outside a gas station with a loaded gun?

And then this -

At least five Americans accidentally shot off their penises since 2010 | Death and Taxes

The 18-year old Floridian shot a bullet through his penis and left testicle while he was attempting to clean a gun he bought at a party the month prior.

Colbert, 36, was charged with illegal firearms possession after he admitted to the cops that he had intentions to sell the gun to another man outside a 7-Eleven in Oklahoma. On the way to make the sale, Colbert tested the gun in the car and shot himself in the nads.

27-year old Seto was walking into a store with his girlfriend in Chandler, Arizona, when a pink pistol went off in his pants. Putz.

Why was he carrying a gun into a store?

A lone shopper blew away his testicles on a Sunday afternoon while walking the aisles at Lowe’s Home Improvement in Washington state. The gun was kept not-so-safely in his waistband.

Why was he carrying a gun into a Lowes? To hold up the plumbing supplies aisle?

A 17-year old in Vallejo, California, was spotted holding his wounded crotch while walking into the emergency room. At the time of the report, the kid didn’t tell anyone what happened.

The good news here is that this 17yo idiot won't be reproducing.


Each news story referenced at the link.

Clearly, not everyone should be carrying around a loaded gun. Indeed, many people just aren't smart enough to be able to handle it.

And, as I asked above, why are these idiots carrying guns into businesses? Normal people don't carry guns around with them. They're either nutz or planning to commit a crime.

One thing for sure, this bunch of trigger happy fools won't be called "pricks" ever again.

 

[Moonglow]

boys and their toys..I always found boobies funner to play with...

 

[Esmeralda]

I happened across this news story -

Bibb Crime Files: Man accidentally shoots himself in penis

A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis. The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor. The man's friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.

Why was he sitting outside a gas station with a loaded gun?

And then this -

At least five Americans accidentally shot off their penises since 2010 | Death and Taxes

The 18-year old Floridian shot a bullet through his penis and left testicle while he was attempting to clean a gun he bought at a party the month prior.

Why was he carrying a gun into a store?

A lone shopper blew away his testicles on a Sunday afternoon while walking the aisles at Lowe’s Home Improvement in Washington state. The gun was kept not-so-safely in his waistband.

Why was he carrying a gun into a Lowes? To hold up the plumbing supplies aisle?

A 17-year old in Vallejo, California, was spotted holding his wounded crotch while walking into the emergency room. At the time of the report, the kid didn’t tell anyone what happened.

The good news here is that this 17yo idiot won't be reproducing.


Each news story referenced at the link.

Clearly, not everyone should be carrying around a loaded gun. Indeed, many people just aren't smart enough to be able to handle it.

And, as I asked above, why are these idiots carrying guns into businesses? Normal people don't carry guns around with them. They're either nutz or planning to commit a crime.

One thing for sure, this bunch of trigger happy fools won't be called "pricks" ever again.

I think it makes them feel like tough guys. They are children, emotionally. They think they are cool guys because they are 'packing.' People like this make it extremely clear that not every 'average' American should be allowed to have a gun.

 

[aaronleland]

Just further proof of a higher power. When God said he wanted people to reproduce he didn't mean EVERYBODY.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

In other "accidental" shootings -

Fatal shooting may have been accidental - Crime/Public Safety - The News Herald

A new father is dead after what appeared to be a bizarre, accidental shooting Tuesday night.

Steven Justin Ayers, 33, and his wife had gathered family members to celebrate the homecoming of their 3-day-old baby — born on Father’s Day. But the celebration at 2502 Michigan Court ended shortly after 6 p.m. when a stray bullet entered the home from more than 200 feet away, struck Ayers in the back of the head and killed him instantly.

The shooter

“The damn gun doesn’t usually shoot,” Shisler’s arrest report quoted him as saying. “You have to squeeze the hell out of the trigger to shoot it.”

Shisler told deputies he tried to pick up the gun by its trigger, but it fired a hole through his window screen. He later told deputies he hid the gun under his mattress. A blood test taken more than four hours after the incident showed Shisler had a blood alcohol content of 0.079, deputies reported.

 

[Pennywise]

At least these morons' actions were accidental. It's not like they intentionally shoved their own teeny weenies up another man's fudge tunnel. They may be stupid, but they aren't nuts.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

At least these morons' actions were accidental. It's not like they intentionally shoved their own teeny weenies up another man's fudge tunnel. They may be stupid, but they aren't nuts.

Nope. Not accidental at all.

There's only one reason to have a loaded gun. That reason is you plan to fire it. Granted that some people who fool around with loaded guns don't know exactly when its gonna go off, they DO plan for it to be fired.

 

[B. Kidd]

Weenie couldn't of been too teenie..........it took a .45 to whack that 'Johnson' off.

 

[Pennywise]

At least these morons' actions were accidental. It's not like they intentionally shoved their own teeny weenies up another man's fudge tunnel. They may be stupid, but they aren't nuts.

Nope. Not accidental at all.

There's only one reason to have a loaded gun. That reason is you plan to fire it. Granted that some people who fool around with loaded guns don't know exactly when its gonna go off, they DO plan for it to be fired.

Unless they intended to fire point blank at their pee pees, these were stupid accidents.

I'm not shedding any tears for the idiots but at least they weren't queer.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Like this one -

UPDATE: Man Accidentially Shot in Head at Surprise Birthday Party | WNEP.com

....Cody Gorsline, 24, Williamsport was flown to Geisinger Medical Center near Danville with life-threatening injuries.

Police said Gorsline was shot in the head around 2 a.m.

Troopers said Gorsline died from his injuries Monday.

Police say the victim had come to Derek Gair’s home for Gair’s surprise birthday party and that the two men went into an upstairs bedroom so that Gair could show Gorsline a gun.

According to police Gorsline was shot in the head as both men were handling the gun.

...

After learning of the shooting she said, “It could have been an accident, on account of somebody thinking it was clean and then like kids, playing around thinking the gun is empty or the safety is on.”

Who was the responsible adult in charge of that gun?

Believe it or not, some exceptionally stupid idiots leave loaded guns laying around the house.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

At least these morons' actions were accidental. It's not like they intentionally shoved their own teeny weenies up another man's fudge tunnel. They may be stupid, but they aren't nuts.

Nope. Not accidental at all.

There's only one reason to have a loaded gun. That reason is you plan to fire it. Granted that some people who fool around with loaded guns don't know exactly when its gonna go off, they DO plan for it to be fired.

Unless they intended to fire point blank at their pee pees, these were stupid accidents.

I'm not shedding any tears for the idiots but at least they weren't queer.

Oh now THAT is funny.

These brain dead idiots are peeing into plastic bags but by gumm, they weren't queers.

You're an idiot. Get some counseling. Find out why your own sexuality scares the crap outta you.

And, go clean your guns. It'll make you feel like a "real" man.

 

[flacaltenn]

Why don't you give us a list of tools that Americans misuse and wound themselves.
If they are too stupid for a pistol, they are probably too stupid for a chainsaw, a nailgun, large fireworks, a hangglider or a high speed internet connection.

We all want to live in your fantasy "idiot proof -- zero risk" nirvana of a society.. At least most IDIOTS would..

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Ludely has itty bitty tities. A cups would dwarf her 12 year old boy looking chest.

 

[flacaltenn]

Like this one -

UPDATE: Man Accidentially Shot in Head at Surprise Birthday Party | WNEP.com

....Cody Gorsline, 24, Williamsport was flown to Geisinger Medical Center near Danville with life-threatening injuries.

Police said Gorsline was shot in the head around 2 a.m.

Troopers said Gorsline died from his injuries Monday.

Police say the victim had come to Derek Gair’s home for Gair’s surprise birthday party and that the two men went into an upstairs bedroom so that Gair could show Gorsline a gun.

According to police Gorsline was shot in the head as both men were handling the gun.

...

After learning of the shooting she said, “It could have been an accident, on account of somebody thinking it was clean and then like kids, playing around thinking the gun is empty or the safety is on.”

Who was the responsible adult in charge of that gun?

Believe it or not, some exceptionally stupid idiots leave loaded guns laying around the house.

Your fear of firearms and their uses prevent you from seeing ALL the dangers around you. It's part of being a leftist. It's an innate lack of situational awareness and self-preservation.

So when Justin Bieber roars by your house at 89mph in his rented ASSAULT Ferrari, you decide to take a picture. And end up getting egged..
All because of your assessment that since no gun was in sight, you were safe..

 

[Nutz]

This is what happens when you allow trailer trash to own guns. Thank God for the 2nd Amendment...and may it never be repealed. It is the worlds best weapon to rid ourselves of teapers and their ilk.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Why don't you give us a list of tools that Americans misuse and wound themselves.
If they are too stupid for a pistol, they are probably too stupid for a chainsaw, a nailgun, large fireworks, a hangglider or a high speed internet connection.

We all want to live in your fantasy "idiot proof -- zero risk" nirvana of a society.. At least most IDIOTS would..

Why not stay on topic?

If you want to discuss grannies falling on rakes, why not start a new thread.

Hmmm?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

This is what happens when you allow trailer trash to own guns. Thank God for the 2nd Amendment...and may it never be repealed. It is the worlds best weapon to rid ourselves of teapers and their ilk.

You're right that they're killing each other but damn, they're killing innocent bystanders too.

 

[Katzndogz]

Posting about a black guy shooting himself in the penis is RACIST.

 

[Nutz]

This is what happens when you allow trailer trash to own guns. Thank God for the 2nd Amendment...and may it never be repealed. It is the worlds best weapon to rid ourselves of teapers and their ilk.

You're right that they're killing each other but damn, they're killing innocent bystanders too.

It's all good. Gods will!

 

[Nutz]

Posting about a black guy shooting himself in the penis is RACIST.

The guy looks white to me. Hmmm, you must be a teaper. Nice try though.