The Wolf "get you blitzed" Blitzer Election day drinking game!

[Stormy Daniels]

It's very simple. Every time Wolf Blitzer announces "breaking news" for updated results, you drink. The more not-breaking-news it is, the more you drink. This game is guaranteed to make you feel no pain at the election results, no matter what happens. Here's the scale.

Less than 1% precincts reporting = Take two shots and chug a beer.
Between 1% - 5% precincts reporting = Take a shot, chug a beer.
From 5% - 15% precincts reporting = Take a shot.
From 15% - 25% precincts reporting = Chug a beer.
From 25% - 50% precincts reporting = Sip a shot.
From 50% - 100% precincts reporting =Sip a beer.
More than 100% precincts reporting = Go to bed, you're drunk.

 

[1srelluc]

I hope he lets John King get a word in edgewise.

I remember in 2016 when King kept wanting to call PA for Trump as FHC had no path there and Blitzer looked like he was gonna cry.

 

[Stormy Daniels]

An extra benefit of this game is that it will help you forget how absolutely terrible Wolf Blitzer is on election night.