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janeeng
Guest
I gotta try this one! 
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a dam cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-d*cked nazi. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse
sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes....the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a sh*t.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important at my age.
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a dam cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-d*cked nazi. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse
sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes....the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a sh*t.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important at my age.
