The Pissmonster

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Look at this little bastard. As I'm weary and weak and readying myself for work, he's rearranging my pillows to his liking and flat out sleeping on them!

And what do I get for my kindness? He pisses on the floor ever since I moved into this apartment!
 

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jimnyc said:
Look at this little bastard. As I'm weary and weak and readying myself for work, he's rearranging my pillows to his liking and flat out sleeping on them!

And what do I get for my kindness? He pisses on the floor ever since I moved into this apartment!

Better than sleeping on the floor and pissing on your pillow! :D
 
gop_jeff said:
Better than sleeping on the floor and pissing on your pillow! :D

Hadn't thought of it that way. I suppose he ain't so bad after all! :laugh:
 
jimnyc said:
Look at this little bastard. As I'm weary and weak and readying myself for work, he's rearranging my pillows to his liking and flat out sleeping on them!

And what do I get for my kindness? He pisses on the floor ever since I moved into this apartment!
That's man's best friend... LOL... Hell I guess he picked up some bad Habits from his Master.....LOL... :laugh:
 
Jeff said:
That's man's best friend... LOL... Hell I guess he picked up some bad Habits from his Master.....LOL... :laugh:


:laugh:
 
DK has 2 stories about pissmonsters that we once had. 1 was a cat that we named Pigshit. she deserved it. The other was a dog that was orignailly named Pooh-bear but renamed Piss-Bear. He deserved it too.

Since I suck at telling these stories, I will let DK do it when he has time. They are funny as hell. I was THERE and I STILL laugh whenever he tells them. :banana:
 
MyName said:
DK has 2 stories about pissmonsters that we once had. 1 was a cat that we named Pigshit. she deserved it. The other was a dog that was orignailly named Pooh-bear but renamed Piss-Bear. He deserved it too.

Since I suck at telling these stories, I will let DK do it when he has time. They are funny as hell. I was THERE and I STILL laugh whenever he tells them. :banana:
and people say im weird for naming my cat dog...
 
Johnney said:
and people say im weird for naming my cat dog...


I had a dog named Diogee (think about it), and our family has had a succession of cats named, Cat, Cat-two, Cat-three...
 

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