DGS49
Diamond Member
Consider the phenomenon of Division I college athletics.
Otherwise reputable institutions of higher learning recruit young men with outstanding athletic skills to play for their (let's focus on) football and basketball teams. In most cases, these young men are academically marginal; in fact, for the better schools (e.g., Duke, Michigan, VA Tech) it is fair to say that almost none of them could be admitted based on their academic credentials. In short, they don't belong there. But the colleges not only admit them, they create academic programs that are filled with pointless fluff, so that the athletes can remain students in good standing for their four years of eligibility.
They hire professional coaches (and assistants and other hangers-on) at astronomical salaries, based on the revenues that the teams generate for the school (often entirely mythical); they build athletic castles not only to play the games, but to practice and do other related functions. They pay the students NOTHING, on the totally self-serving basis that they are receiving a valuable education in exchange for their playing for the school. But this is bullshit of the lowest form; most of the athletes do not graduate, and those that do generally graduate with a degree that is worthless in the real world.
And in fact most of the athletes are not there for an education anyway. They are living a preposterous dream that they will ultimately be able to support themselves as professionals in their sport, and are ONLY in college because that is the route that is required in our bizarre sports culture. And as we adults know, only a tiny fraction of them will ever support themselves in the NFL/NBA, and those that do will likely have careers of less than 5 years, before they have to face the Real World as pathetic "has-beens" at age 25.
Because the "Div I" colleges give away so many athletic scholarships to young men who play football, and this was perceived as genderically unfair, Congress passed what is colloquially referred to as "Title IX," which requires that colleges make an equal number of athletic scholarships available to women. And this has two bizarre results: scholarships for "secondary" mens' sports like wrestling and soccer are eliminated, and scholarships are made available to young women for bizarre sports like fencing and field hockey.
So the institutions of higher learning are totally compromised. They prostitute themselves to players and coaches, they water down their academic standards, and they inflate tuition for everyone to support a mountain of costs (mainly athletic scholarships) associated with interscholastic sports. As I hinted above, only a small percentave of Div I schools have athletic programs that generate more revenue than they suck up (aka, "make a profit").
If I were emperor I would introduce two simple changes: (1) outlaw athletic scholarships (2) prohibit payments to athletic coaches. Then I would pay my minions to formulate regulations that prevented cheating, because Americans love to cheat.
But "OH MY GOD!" you say, "WHAT ABOUT ALL THE POOR, MINORITIES KIDS WHO WILL LOSE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GO TO COLLEGE?!!!"
It is with the utmost compassion that I respond, "Fuck 'em."
And I say this with good reason. Consider all of the tens of thousands of minority kids around the country who are focusing their efforts on becoming the best football or basketball players they can be (or both), and lets encourage them to spend THAT SAME TIME AND EFFORT in preparing themselves for college. Wouldn't that be a better bargain for society as a whole? Because in fact, all of those millions of hours playing sports are basically WASTED. By the time they are 30 (not even halfway through life) they will have put down the ball for life, with nothing to show for their efforts but gamey knees and a pt belly.
With the elimination of Division I college basketball and football, what would happen? Well, notice that Major League Baseball has sponsored minor league teams spread all over the country - dozens of them, for more than a hundred years. And those minor-league teams are PERFORMING EXACTLY THE SAME FUNCTION for MLB as the NCAA colleges are now doing for the NFL and the NBA. Why should the NFL and the NBA get this free service from the colleges?
I dare say that with the elimination of Div I programs, professional "minor league" football and basketball leagues would sprout up all over North America, and those leagues and players would feed into the NBA and NFL in pretty much the same way that it works in baseball right now, BUT THE PLAYERS WOULD BE GETTING PAID FOR THEIR EFFORTS. AND THEY WOULD HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, AND HAVE ALL THE BENEFITS OF BEING EMPLOYEES, rather than being slaves to their Alma Fucking Mater's, as they are now.
In most countries, there is no interscholastic sports program. The students to go school to learn and get degrees, and if they want to play sports, there are "club sports" that they can participate in, in their spare time.
It makes sense to me. NCAA Division I sports make no sense at all.
Otherwise reputable institutions of higher learning recruit young men with outstanding athletic skills to play for their (let's focus on) football and basketball teams. In most cases, these young men are academically marginal; in fact, for the better schools (e.g., Duke, Michigan, VA Tech) it is fair to say that almost none of them could be admitted based on their academic credentials. In short, they don't belong there. But the colleges not only admit them, they create academic programs that are filled with pointless fluff, so that the athletes can remain students in good standing for their four years of eligibility.
They hire professional coaches (and assistants and other hangers-on) at astronomical salaries, based on the revenues that the teams generate for the school (often entirely mythical); they build athletic castles not only to play the games, but to practice and do other related functions. They pay the students NOTHING, on the totally self-serving basis that they are receiving a valuable education in exchange for their playing for the school. But this is bullshit of the lowest form; most of the athletes do not graduate, and those that do generally graduate with a degree that is worthless in the real world.
And in fact most of the athletes are not there for an education anyway. They are living a preposterous dream that they will ultimately be able to support themselves as professionals in their sport, and are ONLY in college because that is the route that is required in our bizarre sports culture. And as we adults know, only a tiny fraction of them will ever support themselves in the NFL/NBA, and those that do will likely have careers of less than 5 years, before they have to face the Real World as pathetic "has-beens" at age 25.
Because the "Div I" colleges give away so many athletic scholarships to young men who play football, and this was perceived as genderically unfair, Congress passed what is colloquially referred to as "Title IX," which requires that colleges make an equal number of athletic scholarships available to women. And this has two bizarre results: scholarships for "secondary" mens' sports like wrestling and soccer are eliminated, and scholarships are made available to young women for bizarre sports like fencing and field hockey.
So the institutions of higher learning are totally compromised. They prostitute themselves to players and coaches, they water down their academic standards, and they inflate tuition for everyone to support a mountain of costs (mainly athletic scholarships) associated with interscholastic sports. As I hinted above, only a small percentave of Div I schools have athletic programs that generate more revenue than they suck up (aka, "make a profit").
If I were emperor I would introduce two simple changes: (1) outlaw athletic scholarships (2) prohibit payments to athletic coaches. Then I would pay my minions to formulate regulations that prevented cheating, because Americans love to cheat.
But "OH MY GOD!" you say, "WHAT ABOUT ALL THE POOR, MINORITIES KIDS WHO WILL LOSE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GO TO COLLEGE?!!!"
It is with the utmost compassion that I respond, "Fuck 'em."
And I say this with good reason. Consider all of the tens of thousands of minority kids around the country who are focusing their efforts on becoming the best football or basketball players they can be (or both), and lets encourage them to spend THAT SAME TIME AND EFFORT in preparing themselves for college. Wouldn't that be a better bargain for society as a whole? Because in fact, all of those millions of hours playing sports are basically WASTED. By the time they are 30 (not even halfway through life) they will have put down the ball for life, with nothing to show for their efforts but gamey knees and a pt belly.
With the elimination of Division I college basketball and football, what would happen? Well, notice that Major League Baseball has sponsored minor league teams spread all over the country - dozens of them, for more than a hundred years. And those minor-league teams are PERFORMING EXACTLY THE SAME FUNCTION for MLB as the NCAA colleges are now doing for the NFL and the NBA. Why should the NFL and the NBA get this free service from the colleges?
I dare say that with the elimination of Div I programs, professional "minor league" football and basketball leagues would sprout up all over North America, and those leagues and players would feed into the NBA and NFL in pretty much the same way that it works in baseball right now, BUT THE PLAYERS WOULD BE GETTING PAID FOR THEIR EFFORTS. AND THEY WOULD HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, AND HAVE ALL THE BENEFITS OF BEING EMPLOYEES, rather than being slaves to their Alma Fucking Mater's, as they are now.
In most countries, there is no interscholastic sports program. The students to go school to learn and get degrees, and if they want to play sports, there are "club sports" that they can participate in, in their spare time.
It makes sense to me. NCAA Division I sports make no sense at all.