The Mountain Lion and Bull

[Adam's Apple]

A mountain lion kept watch over a herd of cattle, gave chase, and was able to catch and kill a bull. After eating it all, his hunger was fully satisfied. He felt so good about himself that he sit back on his haunches and roared and roared and ROARED. The cattle rancher heard the roaring, grabbed his rifle, followed the sound and killed the mountain lion. Moral of this story: when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.