miketx
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A 50 year old math professors wife got home from shopping and found a note on her pillow. She opened it and it was from her professor husband. It said, "Dear Doris, I cannot go on like this and have decided to leave you. By time you read this I will be in the Bahamas with my 18 year old co-ed. Sorry. Bob."
So, as Bob is entering his room at the hotel in the Bahamas, he finds a note on his bed. He opens it and it says, "Dear Bob, I too can no longer go on like this and I am leaving you. By the time you get this I will be in Mexico with my 18 year old pool boy that you hired. And as a math professor you do understand that 18 goes into 50 more time than 50 goes into 18. Doris."
So, as Bob is entering his room at the hotel in the Bahamas, he finds a note on his bed. He opens it and it says, "Dear Bob, I too can no longer go on like this and I am leaving you. By the time you get this I will be in Mexico with my 18 year old pool boy that you hired. And as a math professor you do understand that 18 goes into 50 more time than 50 goes into 18. Doris."
