The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Semper Fi]

Q: What do college girls do on their days off?

A: Make wild and wacky videos that are often sold on late night television...

Good one.

Q: What do college boys do on their days off?

A: Watch wacky videos that college girls made on their days off.

 

[KarlMarx]

Q: How is an elephant with gas like a tavern?

A: A tavern is a bar room and an elephant with gas goes BARROOM!!!!!!

 

[no1tovote4]

So this guy dies and goes to heaven, while standing in line to see St. Peter he begins talking to the guy in front of him in line....

Dude 1: So, how did you die?

Dude 2: I froze to death, you?

Dude 1: Well, I came home early as a surprise to my wife as I suspected she was cheating on me... I started running around the house looking for the bastard. I ran upstairs to the bedroom, he wasn't there. I checked in the attic, he wasn't there. I ran downstairs and looked in the living room, he wasn't there. As I was running downstairs to check in the basement I suffered a heart attack and died....

Dude 2: I sure wish you had looked in the freezer!

 

[deaddude]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says "jeez it is hot in here"

the other muffin says "holy shit! a talking muffin"

 

[no1tovote4]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says "jeez it is hot in here"

the other muffin says "holy shit! a talking muffin"

Holy shit! A talking corpse!

 

[Semper Fi]

Did you hear the joke about the guy that walked into the bar?

 

[manu1959]

Did you hear the joke about the guy that walked into the bar?

hey now!

 

[Semper Fi]

He said ouch.

 

[manu1959]

He said ouch.

superman aka clark kent is at a skytop bar drinking heavily...lois had just dumped him

some bully starts giving clark a hard time

clark walks over to the window steps out falls 20 floors, everyone runs to the window, clark floats back up and steps inside and stares at the bully

bully ask "how did you do that?

clark says "wind currents"

bully say "i can do that if this wimp can do it"

bully steps out the window and falls 25 floors to his death

clark walks back over to the bar and order another shot

bartender say....superman...you are one mean drunk

 

[deaddude]

no, no last post for you

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

:gross2:

 

[deaddude]

stop that you terrible nose picker

 

[no1tovote4]

How did you know his nose is terrible?

 

[deaddude]

because i am a nasalmancer

 

[no1tovote4]

A nasalmancer?

 

[deaddude]

(pun, combining nasal and necromancer, translation: nose wizard)

Nose magic you know, that is how I knew his nose was terrible.

 

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