The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[JOKER96BRAVO]

If I went to someones house and one person was there I'd ask "can I use your bathroom". If there's more than one, I'd say "can I use yall's bathroom". When I came out, I could say, "Yall have a beautiful bathroom" (Not "yall's have a beautiful bathroom").
I have said this to a group of people, "All yall are crazy!!", or I could say "Yall are crazy". Either way, depends on my mood, LOL!
And that concludes our redneck lesson for today. Join us tomorrow when we correctly pronounce "dawg"!

No,no,no
You would say "Yall's bathroom sure is purdy"

 

[UsaPride]

justawallago

LMAO!! I say "justawallago", LOL!!!!

 

[Mr. P]

Ya'll whanna be rednecks are bein anal! And using possessive "Ya'lls" for plural Ya'll.
Get with it YANKS! Damn that Sherman guy!

 

[UsaPride]

so it is similar to the word squid....and thus we are back to squiggley and sex talk..........yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall be one hot beeeeeeeeeeatch dawg

Squid?? LOL!!
And Biotch is not Southern! :funnyface I would be "purdier than all outdoors"!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Ya'll whanna be rednecks are bein anal! And using possessive "Ya'lls" for plural Ya'll.
Get with it YANKS! Damn that Sherman guy!

whanna be?????
Old man, I was raised in a barn.

 

[UsaPride]

No,no,no
You would say "Yall's bathroom sure is purdy"

:rotflmao: You got it, Joker! LOL!!

 

[UsaPride]

Ya'll whanna be rednecks are bein anal!

Does it bother you to hear an actor or actress that is obviously not southern try to speak country and sound like an idiot???
Sorry, pet peeve of mine, LOL!

 

[no1tovote4]

No,no,no
You would say "Yall's bathroom sure is purdy"

shore is pretty. You are mispronouncing shore. Shorely y'all can see that?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

actually it would be sher.
In Oklahoma anyway.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

True redneck test,
What is:
shootin hookers?
a jockey box?
the true way to hunt opossum?

 

[Mr. P]

Does it bother you to hear an actor or actress that is obviously not southern try to speak country and sound like an idiot???
Sorry, pet peeve of mine, LOL!

Yes, especially if they think their good at it.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

True redneck test,
What is:
shootin hookers?
a jockey box?
the true way to hunt opossum?

Anyone????
Anyone????

 

[UsaPride]

Anyone????
Anyone????

Not a clue. Does this mean I'm not a true redneck?

 

[UsaPride]

Since I can't type on the "Open letter" thread, I had to say it here, Yall are hillarious!!! LMAO!!! That thread has me laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Not a clue. Does this mean I'm not a true redneck?

Yes!!!

 

[UsaPride]

Yes!!!

 

[manu1959]

True redneck test,
What is:
shootin hookers?
a jockey box?
the true way to hunt opossum?

ill give it a go:

shootin hookers? what is a drive by on an all black rugby player

a jockey box? what is a pink taco on a female horse rider

the true way to hunt opossum? waht is with food stamps at the 24 hr choke n puke

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

ill give it a go:

shootin hookers? what is a drive by on an all black rugby player

a jockey box? what is a pink taco on a female horse rider

the true way to hunt opossum? waht is with food stamps at the 24 hr choke n puke

NEGATIVE!
shootin hookers? What is cutting doughnuts

a jockey box? What is a glove compartment

the true way to hunt opossum? What is, Driving down a dirt road looking for
opossums, and hitting your bright lights when you see one (since they're
nocturnal) to blind it. the opossum will stop in the road and you may now get
out of the truck to kick it, and throw it in the back of the truck.

 

[manu1959]

NEGATIVE!
shootin hookers? What is cutting doughnuts

a jockey box? What is a glove compartment

the true way to hunt opossum? What is, Driving down a dirt road looking for
opossums, and hitting your bright lights when you see one (since they're
nocturnal) to blind it. the opossum will stop in the road and you may now get
out of the truck to kick it, and throw it in the back of the truck.

damn i guess i be lerned

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Hey everyone,
sitaro has decided to give me negative points and say this to me "typical dumbass
comment from ignorant dipshit." all because of this post.
CLICK HERE!!!
I'm on a mission now!!! What the hell did I ever do to you sitaro?
oh well, haven't had an enemy on here for a while. Should be fun!!!