The last person to post in this thread WINS!! (part 2)

[michiganFats]

This one is for Fisty. "I'd signal der fleidermaus, but every time I do, he disconnects his phone and leaves town for a week."

 

[FistyTheBadger]

This one is for Fisty. "I'd signal der fleidermaus, but every time I do, he disconnects his phone and leaves town for a week."

You won't win through flattery.

 

[michiganFats]

Will straight up bribery work?

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Will straight up bribery work?

Why don't you try it and find out?

 

[michiganFats]

Fisty, I have a deal for you. I have quite a bit of money, unfortunately it's in Nigeria. I can get it out of there, but I need an American citizen to proxy for me. If you put up a nominal fee ($500) and let me use your bank account in order to make the transfer, I'll share the money with you.

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Fisty, I have a deal for you. I have quite a bit of money, unfortunately it's in Nigeria. I can get it out of there, but I need an American citizen to proxy for me. If you put up a nominal fee ($500) and let me use your bank account in order to make the transfer, I'll share the money with you.

Well, all the emails worked for me, so...wait a minute! There is something fishy going on around here!

 

[michiganFats]

Fats has taken the lead. All is right with the World.

 

[random3434]

Fats has taken the lead. All is right with the World.

Congratulations!

 

[speedy35]

Fats has taken the lead. All is right with the World.

Congratulations!

Who says? What about Afghanistan? Are they in this world too or not?

 

[007]

Fisty, I have a deal for you. I have quite a bit of money, unfortunately it's in Nigeria. I can get it out of there, but I need an American citizen to proxy for me. If you put up a nominal fee ($500) and let me use your bank account in order to make the transfer, I'll share the money with you.

You mean you have money in Nigeria too? Wow... I've got 12.5 million there myself. Hell Fats, we must own half the damn country...

 

[speedy35]

Fisty, I have a deal for you. I have quite a bit of money, unfortunately it's in Nigeria. I can get it out of there, but I need an American citizen to proxy for me. If you put up a nominal fee ($500) and let me use your bank account in order to make the transfer, I'll share the money with you.

You mean you have money in Nigeria too? Wow... I've got 12.5 million there myself. Hell Fats, we must own half the damn country...

I own the other half

 

[DavidS]

If Alpha is gone, who is the most obnoxious human being alive?

 

[speedy35]

Beats me. I don't know who Alpha was/is.

 

[michiganFats]

This just in......I just checked my email, apparently I also have quite a bit of money waiting for me in Ghana. Africa loves me!

 

[FistyTheBadger]

So, when are you moving?

 

[michiganFats]

I'm hoping to get a bid in from Sierra Leone or Togo. Then I'll make up my mind.

 

[speedy35]

Hey, that's MY money...Well at least give me my share. Just leave it here on this thread. I figure a half mil will do. That will get me to Tampa, buy a studio suite so i can cheer for my Cardinals.

 

[DavidS]

There are still open tickets to the Super Bowl! Anybody want to fly to Tampa??

 

[FistyTheBadger]

I would rather rape Madonna.

 

[michiganFats]

I would rather rape Madonna.

It's impossible to rape the willing.