The Italian Captain

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This cartoon about the Rio Olympics reminded me of an old seaman’s joke:

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Do not get all bent out of shape over if you are a Christian.

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One day an Italian ship approached Rio De Janeiro. Instead of entering the harbor the ship dropped the hook just outside.

Three days later Brazilian customs officials went aboard and asked the captain why he did not come in and dock?

The Italian captain replied “I’m a waita for the Portagee traffic cop to changea the signal.”​
 
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