The Three Bears
Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived three bears. And one fine day they
decided to take a walk in the woods. While they were gone Goldman-Locks
broke into their cottage and began to work her wicked mischief.
When the three bears returned,
Obama-bear said: Somebody has been leveraging my porridge 30 to 1.
Geithner-bear said: Somebody has marked my porridge to market and
now its nearly worthless.
Bernanke-bear said: Somebody used my porridge to make ethanol, and
now I have nothing to eat.
Looking about the room,
Obama-bear said: Somebody has been sitting in my chair making promises
to China.
Maybe it was Hillary-bear, offered Bernanke-bear.
No, the butt prints are too small, Obama-bear observed.
Geithner-bear said: Somebody has been sitting in my chair squandering
trillions of dollars.
Bernanke-bear said: Somebody has been sitting in my chair printing counterfeit
money. Oh wait, never mind, that was me.
Walking into the bedroom,
Obama-bear said: Somebody has been dividing my bed into tranches and selling it
to foreigners.
Geithner-bear said: Somebody took all the equity out of my bed, and now I have only
bare boards to sleep on.
Bernanke-bear said: Somebody slapped a foreclosure lien on my bed, and look shes
still in it.
At that, the three bears attempted to seize Goldman-Locks, but she was too fast and
slippery for them. After a futile and tiring chase, they finally agreed to give her everything
they owned and everything all the other bears owned. And that is why bears today are all
homeless and eating out of dumpsters.
Next week: The wolf and the three pork barrel pigs strike a deal.
Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived three bears. And one fine day they
decided to take a walk in the woods. While they were gone Goldman-Locks
broke into their cottage and began to work her wicked mischief.
When the three bears returned,
Obama-bear said: Somebody has been leveraging my porridge 30 to 1.
Geithner-bear said: Somebody has marked my porridge to market and
now its nearly worthless.
Bernanke-bear said: Somebody used my porridge to make ethanol, and
now I have nothing to eat.
Looking about the room,
Obama-bear said: Somebody has been sitting in my chair making promises
to China.
Maybe it was Hillary-bear, offered Bernanke-bear.
No, the butt prints are too small, Obama-bear observed.
Geithner-bear said: Somebody has been sitting in my chair squandering
trillions of dollars.
Bernanke-bear said: Somebody has been sitting in my chair printing counterfeit
money. Oh wait, never mind, that was me.
Walking into the bedroom,
Obama-bear said: Somebody has been dividing my bed into tranches and selling it
to foreigners.
Geithner-bear said: Somebody took all the equity out of my bed, and now I have only
bare boards to sleep on.
Bernanke-bear said: Somebody slapped a foreclosure lien on my bed, and look shes
still in it.
At that, the three bears attempted to seize Goldman-Locks, but she was too fast and
slippery for them. After a futile and tiring chase, they finally agreed to give her everything
they owned and everything all the other bears owned. And that is why bears today are all
homeless and eating out of dumpsters.
Next week: The wolf and the three pork barrel pigs strike a deal.