The Damn Lucky Dan Welcome Home Partay

[DiveCon]

I was on a 3-day exile after posting what I thought was an obvious joke about someone's address. It looked a tad too authentic, I suppose, so...yeah. No biggie.

Anybody seen my shoes?

Oh dear. Xotoxi posted a real address on the previous page. Will he go to USMB purgatory now?

xotoxi likes living on the edge....

Look at him over there, drinking Dos Equis, and telling anyone that will listen to his slobbery, drunken ass to "Stay Thirsty, My Friend."

well, he rarely drinks beer

 

[goldcatt]

I was on a 3-day exile after posting what I thought was an obvious joke about someone's address. It looked a tad too authentic, I suppose, so...yeah. No biggie.

Anybody seen my shoes?

Oh dear. Xotoxi posted a real address on the previous page. Will he go to USMB purgatory now?

xotoxi likes living on the edge....

Look at him over there, drinking Dos Equis, and telling anyone that will listen to his slobbery, drunken ass to "Stay Thirsty, My Friend."

I thought he was out drinking blood and looking for virgins to sacrifice, but he may have been sidetracked.

 

[Ava]

Why do I always get the lefty? No worries. I love stripes!

LOL..I'll bring the ***STARS***

 

[LuckyDan]

Oh dear. Xotoxi posted a real address on the previous page. Will he go to USMB purgatory now?

xotoxi likes living on the edge....

Look at him over there, drinking Dos Equis, and telling anyone that will listen to his slobbery, drunken ass to "Stay Thirsty, My Friend."

I thought he was out drinking blood and looking for virgins to sacrifice, but he may have been sidetracked.

He mumbled something earlier about not having had a decent Bloody Mary in 120 years. He was joking, right?

 

[Samson]

xotoxi likes living on the edge....

Look at him over there, drinking Dos Equis, and telling anyone that will listen to his slobbery, drunken ass to "Stay Thirsty, My Friend."

I thought he was out drinking blood and looking for virgins to sacrifice, but he may have been sidetracked.

He mumbled something earlier about not having had a decent Bloody Mary in 120 years. He was joking, right?

I believe he meant that he wanted a 120 yo virgin named Mary.

 

[LuckyDan]

Why do I always get the lefty? No worries. I love stripes!

LOL..I'll bring the ***STARS***

Where you go, the stars follow.

 

[goldcatt]

xotoxi likes living on the edge....

Look at him over there, drinking Dos Equis, and telling anyone that will listen to his slobbery, drunken ass to "Stay Thirsty, My Friend."

I thought he was out drinking blood and looking for virgins to sacrifice, but he may have been sidetracked.

He mumbled something earlier about not having had a decent Bloody Mary in 120 years. He was joking, right?

Hard to say. It can be hard to find a decent Bloody Mary.

 

[Samson]

I thought he was out drinking blood and looking for virgins to sacrifice, but he may have been sidetracked.

He mumbled something earlier about not having had a decent Bloody Mary in 120 years. He was joking, right?

Hard to say. It can be hard to find a decent Bloody Mary.

REALLY?

Poor Goldcatt, where the hell are you: Abu Dahbi?

 

[syrenn]

Where have you been LuckyDan?

I was on a 3-day exile after posting what I thought was an obvious joke about someone's address. It looked a tad too authentic, I suppose, so...yeah. No biggie.

Anybody seen my shoes?

So those were your shoes under the bed!

 

[goldcatt]

He mumbled something earlier about not having had a decent Bloody Mary in 120 years. He was joking, right?

Hard to say. It can be hard to find a decent Bloody Mary.

REALLY?

Poor Goldcatt, where the hell are you: Abu Dahbi?

Might as well be.

 

[Samson]

Where have you been LuckyDan?

I was on a 3-day exile after posting what I thought was an obvious joke about someone's address. It looked a tad too authentic, I suppose, so...yeah. No biggie.

Anybody seen my shoes?

So those were your shoes under the bed!

You mean, they got mixed up with the shoes of a 47 year old male who's never been divorced?

 

[LuckyDan]

Where have you been LuckyDan?

I was on a 3-day exile after posting what I thought was an obvious joke about someone's address. It looked a tad too authentic, I suppose, so...yeah. No biggie.

Anybody seen my shoes?

So those were your shoes under the bed!

One black and one brown? Yes. Thanks.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Did somebody say party? I'm bringing the fried pork skins!!!

hey dude....i though after what happened to ya....you would stay away from that fried shit.....

 

[Samson]

Did somebody say party? I'm bringing the fried pork skins!!!

hey dude....i though after what happened to ya....you would stay away from that fried shit.....

Hey, its a party....have a Schlitz Malt Liquor and a pork rind.

 

[Big Fitz]

well hell! Break out the booze and the Kitty Litter and let's have ourselves a par-tay! I'm really trying to cut down on the litter, man... but it's just so damn crunchy!

 

[Big Fitz]

Oh dear. Xotoxi posted a real address on the previous page. Will he go to USMB purgatory now?

xotoxi likes living on the edge....

Look at him over there, drinking Dos Equis, and telling anyone that will listen to his slobbery, drunken ass to "Stay Thirsty, My Friend."

I thought he was out drinking blood and looking for virgins to sacrifice, but he may have been sidetracked.

That's next week. Have to schedule ahead for human sacrifice.

 

[Samson]

EARLY SUNDAY MORNING, on Planet Big Fitz:

well hell! Break out the booze and the Kitty Litter and let's have ourselves a par-tay! I'm really trying to cut down on the litter, man... but it's just so damn crunchy!

That's next week. Have to schedule ahead for human sacrifice.

I wonder how you're feelin' now?

 

[Big Fitz]

How do I feel?

 

[daviddwilson]

I wonder if Gunny approves?

Nah, he doesn't mind. As long as we keep the location a secret.

Can you let me know the address of the party? (i.e. Where da party at?)

Well. See. What happened was...I...hey! Did you do something with your hair? You look so lovely! Give us a hug.