The Critical Drinker: Disney Cancels Snow White's Premiere

[1srelluc]

Disney is so scared of Rachel Zegler saying something dumb and further damaging their movie, they've literally cancelled Snow White's premiere. No red carpet event, no reporters, no interviews.

What a cluster.

That said, they were destined for disaster when they cast Gal Gadot to ask the mirror "who is the fairest of them all" with an answer other than Gal Gadot.

The failure was casting Sid the Sloth as Snow White, because while Snow White doesn't need to more beautiful than the evil queen, she at least needs to be *comparable."

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Rachel Zegler is a product of Progressive indoctrination.
Academia and pop culture exploit young people's naiveté.
The Radical Left is impowered by racial and cultural hatred.

 

[Natural Citizen]

 

[TheInfiniteSadness]

I wonder if it will be a bigger bomb then Joker II

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Disney is so scared of Rachel Zegler saying something dumb and further damaging their movie, they've literally cancelled Snow White's premiere. No red carpet event, no reporters, no interviews.

What a cluster.

That said, they were destined for disaster when they cast Gal Gadot to ask the mirror "who is the fairest of them all" with an answer other than Gal Gadot.

The failure was casting Sid the Sloth as Snow White, because while Snow White doesn't need to more beautiful than the evil queen, she at least needs to be *comparable."

This can be the beauty and effectiveness of memes.
I mean.... what were these morons thinking??

 

[1srelluc]

I wonder if it will be a bigger bomb then Joker II

I usually grin and bear it through a movie I start but I did not make it halfway through that turd of a movie.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Disney is so scared of Rachel Zegler saying something dumb and further damaging their movie, they've literally cancelled Snow White's premiere. No red carpet event, no reporters, no interviews.

What a cluster.

That said, they were destined for disaster when they cast Gal Gadot to ask the mirror "who is the fairest of them all" with an answer other than Gal Gadot.

The failure was casting Sid the Sloth as Snow White, because while Snow White doesn't need to more beautiful than the evil queen, she at least needs to be *comparable."

Now Is Time to Say Goodbye
To All Our Family
M-I-C
K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E

 

[marvin martian]

Disney is so scared of Rachel Zegler saying something dumb and further damaging their movie, they've literally cancelled Snow White's premiere. No red carpet event, no reporters, no interviews.

What a cluster.

That said, they were destined for disaster when they cast Gal Gadot to ask the mirror "who is the fairest of them all" with an answer other than Gal Gadot.

The failure was casting Sid the Sloth as Snow White, because while Snow White doesn't need to more beautiful than the evil queen, she at least needs to be *comparable."

Hahahahahahahaha!

 

[MisterBeale]

Snow White - It's Even Worse Than I Expected​

2 hours ago

 

[MisterBeale]

 

[el midgetron]

 

[JoeB131]

Rachel Zegler is a product of Progressive indoctrination.
Academia and pop culture exploit young people's naiveté.
The Radical Left is impowered by racial and cultural hatred.

Or it's 2025, and we shouldn't be telling girls they need to wait for a Prince that's never coming.

Disney was kind of screwed either way.

If they did a faithful adaptation of the 1937 film, people would complain about the dated elements.

If they tried to modernize it, people would complain they are ruining a classic.

They tried to split the difference with massive reshoots and CGI Abomination Dwarves, and ended up pleasing no one.

 

[JohnDB]

Critical Drinker is correct,
Gal Gadot can't act....dunno why. Is it implants? Anti wrinkle treatments? Whatever the reason why, her acting is too subdued in every role she plays.

Granted she has poise for interviews....and she looked great as WW...but Linda Carter had more better expressions and acting ability.

Then,

Zeigler is not as pretty or demure or anything like Gal Gadot...she is definitely not coming across as more pure....she acts like a Only Fans internet influencer instead of a pretty, young, and beautiful starlet. (The back hair is too much....get it waxed or bleached honey)

Total failure on too many levels.

This is a classic CHILDREN'S story....try to remember that.

 

[Blaster]

Nobody wants to know an actor's political opinion.

 

[JohnDB]

 

[iamwhatiseem]

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youtube removes the ability to see the down votes.
Last time you could see it, it was about 62k likes, and over 1,000,000 dislikes.

 

[JoeB131]

Nobody wants to know an actor's political opinion.

Says the party that elected Reagan and Trump?

 

[mudwhistle]

Rachel Zegler is a product of Progressive indoctrination.
Academia and pop culture exploit young people's naiveté.
The Radical Left is impowered by racial and cultural hatred.

Zegler supports Hamas......and she's starring with one of the most popular Jewish actresses in Hollywood.

 

[JoeB131]

Zegler supports Hamas......and she's starring with one of the most popular Jewish actresses in Hollywood.

So what? Most of the filming for this atrocity happened before Oct 7th, 2023.

Really has nothing to do with the quality of the movie.

For all the grief that Zegler has gotten for her statements (some deserved, some not) most of the critics said her performance was pretty good while Gadot's was wooden.

 

[JoeB131]

Critical Drinker is correct,
Gal Gadot can't act....dunno why. Is it implants? Anti wrinkle treatments? Whatever the reason why, her acting is too subdued in every role she plays.

Granted she has poise for interviews....and she looked great as WW...but Linda Carter had more better expressions and acting ability.

Then,

Zeigler is not as pretty or demure or anything like Gal Gadot...she is definitely not coming across as more pure....she acts like a Only Fans internet influencer instead of a pretty, young, and beautiful starlet. (The back hair is too much....get it waxed or bleached honey)

Total failure on too many levels.

This is a classic CHILDREN'S story....try to remember that.

The problem here is that it's an outdated Children's story.

If they wanted to make the story true to the Brothers Grimm, the story should have ended with Gadot being fitted with hot iron shoes and forced to dance until she died of exhaustion. But that was too harsh for even the 1937 version.

The problem with a remake is that the 1937 story of "Some Day, My Prince Will Come", is not one anyone wants their little girls to aspire to.

The problem was that Disney tried to split the baby. They wanted to appeal to fans of both the original (not that there are that many) and also appeal to modern audiences.

So the Seven Dwarves got replaced by the Seven Bandits, (or as someone called them, the Seven Diverse Ren Faire rejects) and then they realized that wouldn't fly, so they shoehorned in the Seven Dwarves as CGI abominations.