The Browns will win vs. the Jags in week 2, and I propose a bet to anyone who disagrees and wants to gamble

[Mr. Friscus]

The brownies were dragged, destroyed, and taken behind the woodshed last week.

They committed over 10 penalties that brought back at least 4 first downs, their O-line failed completely in protecting Watson. On the plays that Watson had time, he missed multiple routine throws, and their defense couldn't keep Dallas's offense off the field.

All of that is a receipe for disaster, and the Browns got BLOWED OUT in week 1.

However, every team has a stinker, and if it happens week 1, so be it. I'll say this. As a Browns fan, I question the team's commitment, I think Stefanski will feel the pressure, I think Watson's ability to aspire effort is questionable, and I don't think they can play any worse.

I'm not afraid of Jackonsville, so on to the wager.

The loser has to write a silly poem, at least 8 lines, describing the manhood, dominance, and size of genitalia.. all in exaggerated terms. This is meant to be completely silly, but if you think the Jags are taking down the Browns and want a nice poem written about you.. take my bet.

 

[lennypartiv]

How about wagering if fans will throw beer bottles at the referees?

 

[roderick]

I'm not a betting guy, and I only do haiku.

 

[toobfreak]

The brownies were dragged, destroyed, and taken behind the woodshed last week.
However, every team has a stinker, and if it happens week 1, so be it.

Looks to me like the Brownies will be laying a lot of stinkers this year.

 

[Couchpotato]

The brownies were dragged, destroyed, and taken behind the woodshed last week.

They committed over 10 penalties that brought back at least 4 first downs, their O-line failed completely in protecting Watson. On the plays that Watson had time, he missed multiple routine throws, and their defense couldn't keep Dallas's offense off the field.

All of that is a receipe for disaster, and the Browns got BLOWED OUT in week 1.

However, every team has a stinker, and if it happens week 1, so be it. I'll say this. As a Browns fan, I question the team's commitment, I think Stefanski will feel the pressure, I think Watson's ability to aspire effort is questionable, and I don't think they can play any worse.

I'm not afraid of Jackonsville, so on to the wager.

The loser has to write a silly poem, at least 8 lines, describing the manhood, dominance, and size of genitalia.. all in exaggerated terms. This is meant to be completely silly, but if you think the Jags are taking down the Browns and want a nice poem written about you.. take my bet.

I'll take that bet. The Jags arent very good and seem to want to find a way to lose but Desean Watson is fucking abysmal.

 

[Rocko]

Is Myles Garrett playing?

 

[Couchpotato]

The brownies were dragged, destroyed, and taken behind the woodshed last week.

They committed over 10 penalties that brought back at least 4 first downs, their O-line failed completely in protecting Watson. On the plays that Watson had time, he missed multiple routine throws, and their defense couldn't keep Dallas's offense off the field.

All of that is a receipe for disaster, and the Browns got BLOWED OUT in week 1.

However, every team has a stinker, and if it happens week 1, so be it. I'll say this. As a Browns fan, I question the team's commitment, I think Stefanski will feel the pressure, I think Watson's ability to aspire effort is questionable, and I don't think they can play any worse.

I'm not afraid of Jackonsville, so on to the wager.

The loser has to write a silly poem, at least 8 lines, describing the manhood, dominance, and size of genitalia.. all in exaggerated terms. This is meant to be completely silly, but if you think the Jags are taking down the Browns and want a nice poem written about you.. take my bet.

I should have asked this before but who’s writing this poem? Winner or loser?

 

[Couchpotato]

Is Myles Garrett playing?

He’s on the injury report for a foot. Whether he’s playing or not???

 

[Mr. Friscus]

I should have asked this before but who’s writing this poem? Winner or loser?

The loser writes of the winner

 

[Couchpotato]

The loser writes of the winner

 

[Couchpotato]

The loser writes of the winner

Looking like I need to sharpen my pencils

 

[Mr. Friscus]

Looking like I need to sharpen my pencils

Just a request… include a sealybobo’s mother reference, and link him in it

 

[Couchpotato]

Just a request… include a sealybobo’s mother reference, and link him in it

LOL I'll see what I can do

 

[TNHarley]

They need new coaches.
They have so much talent and it's wasted.

 

[Couchpotato]

Just a request… include a sealybobo’s mother reference, and link him in it

Here ya go.

sealybobo

Mr. Friscus was a man of great renown,
His manhood was the talk of the town.
Some said it was as big as a tree,
Sealybobo's Mom swore it could reach the sea.
His dominance was unmatched, no one could deny,
Even the strongest of men would cower and comply.
For his size was not just physical,
It was a force that was quite mystical.
With every step, his manhood would sway,
Leaving Sealybobob's Mom in a daze, night and day.
Some called it a curse, others a delight,
But one thing was for sure, it was quite a sight.
Mr. Friscus, the man with the largest of them all,
His manhood, dominance, and size made him stand tall.
But little did they know, it was all just a silly game,
For Mr. Friscus was just a man, with a funny name.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

Here ya go.

sealybobo

Mr. Friscus was a man of great renown,
His manhood was the talk of the town.
Some said it was as big as a tree,
Sealybobo's Mom swore it could reach the sea.
His dominance was unmatched, no one could deny,
Even the strongest of men would cower and comply.
For his size was not just physical,
It was a force that was quite mystical.
With every step, his manhood would sway,
Leaving Sealybobob's Mom in a daze, night and day.
Some called it a curse, others a delight,
But one thing was for sure, it was quite a sight.
Mr. Friscus, the man with the largest of them all,
His manhood, dominance, and size made him stand tall.
But little did they know, it was all just a silly game,
For Mr. Friscus was just a man, with a funny name.

That is freaking hilarious.. well done

 

[Couchpotato]

They need new coaches.
They have so much talent and it's wasted.

Cleveland or Jacksonville?

 

[my2¢]

Nice call.

I had a good sports day. Guardians, Browns, D-Backs, and Cardinals all won.

 

[TNHarley]

Cleveland or Jacksonville?

Jacksonville

 

[sealybobo]

Here ya go.

sealybobo

Mr. Friscus was a man of great renown,
His manhood was the talk of the town.
Some said it was as big as a tree,
Sealybobo's Mom swore it could reach the sea.
His dominance was unmatched, no one could deny,
Even the strongest of men would cower and comply.
For his size was not just physical,
It was a force that was quite mystical.
With every step, his manhood would sway,
Leaving Sealybobob's Mom in a daze, night and day.
Some called it a curse, others a delight,
But one thing was for sure, it was quite a sight.
Mr. Friscus, the man with the largest of them all,
His manhood, dominance, and size made him stand tall.
But little did they know, it was all just a silly game,
For Mr. Friscus was just a man, with a funny name.

Dude! I can hear it in my head. That's fucking good! I can literally hear some guy funny rapping that to me while clowning on me. Love it.

Did you hear LL Cool Jay perform at the VMA? He's still got it.