You were born too late, you would have found a nice place in Goebbels' Ministry of Propaganda.
"Joseph Goebbels used the Ardennes offensive (December 1944–January 1945) as a propaganda tool to boost the morale of the German people, presenting it as a heroic “last stand.” He claimed that the operation would turn the tide of war, defeat the Allies, and force them to sue for peace, despite the hopeless situation on the Eastern Front.
Key aspects of Goebbels' propaganda about the Ardennes:
Hope for a breakthrough: In his diaries and speeches, Goebbels supported Hitler's idea that a lightning strike in the West would restore Germany's strategic initiative.
Secrecy and audacity: The propaganda emphasized the surprise nature of the attack, designed to disrupt the Allies' plans in Belgium.
Ignoring reality: Goebbels tried to silence the fact that the resources for the offensive (tanks, fuel) were taken from the already collapsing Eastern Front and the offensive was merely an attempt to delay inevitable defeat.
Ultimately, despite initial successes, the operation failed, and Goebbels' propaganda expectations of a turning point in the war did not materialize, hastening the collapse of the Third Reich."