P@triot
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- Jul 5, 2011
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Our founders created a framework of government to ensure liberty and justice. For over 100 years now, liberals have circumvented that framework under the guise of "equality" to push their agenda. One of the many problems of that approach is that they never apply their own position in a consistent manner - the exact opposite of "equality". If "x" is advantageous to them in one instance, but a disadvantage to them in another instance, they will demand "x" for the first instance and deny it at all costs in the second instance.
For instance, the modern-day liberal will scream that guns must be outlawed because they are trying to "save lives". And yet not one of them has ever screamed to ban automobiles despite the fact that for many decades, automobiles have caused more deaths every single year than firearms have. This proves two things: that liberals aren't the least bit interested in saving lives and that they refuse to apply their positions consistently. If guns enrage you because they cost lives, then most certainly automobiles would enrage you.
With that in mind, I think we need to encourage legislatures to pass the Liberal Ideology Balanced Through Actual Requirements Deed - or LIBTARD. In a nutshell, what the LIBTARD act would do is force legislatures to address the greatest cause of the "problem" as identified by liberals in their legislation. So again, going back to the firearms, if they introduce any firearms legislation banning guns citing "lives" as the need, then the legislatures would be forced to ban automobiles first. Only after fatalities from automobiles dropped below that of firearms could legislatures move on to firearms. If a liberal professor was screaming about "white privilege", then by law that professor would be required to surrender their job, home, and bank account to any african-american who stepped forward requesting it. If any liberal student was screaming about "white privilege", then by law that student would be required to surrender their spot at the university along with their laptop, cell phone, etc. to any african-american who stepped forward requesting it. Now that is true "equality". Applying a position consistently and being held accountable for it.
Call your representatives and start demanding the LIBTARD Act today. I think it's time to support our brethren on the left and give them exactly what they want for once.
For instance, the modern-day liberal will scream that guns must be outlawed because they are trying to "save lives". And yet not one of them has ever screamed to ban automobiles despite the fact that for many decades, automobiles have caused more deaths every single year than firearms have. This proves two things: that liberals aren't the least bit interested in saving lives and that they refuse to apply their positions consistently. If guns enrage you because they cost lives, then most certainly automobiles would enrage you.
With that in mind, I think we need to encourage legislatures to pass the Liberal Ideology Balanced Through Actual Requirements Deed - or LIBTARD. In a nutshell, what the LIBTARD act would do is force legislatures to address the greatest cause of the "problem" as identified by liberals in their legislation. So again, going back to the firearms, if they introduce any firearms legislation banning guns citing "lives" as the need, then the legislatures would be forced to ban automobiles first. Only after fatalities from automobiles dropped below that of firearms could legislatures move on to firearms. If a liberal professor was screaming about "white privilege", then by law that professor would be required to surrender their job, home, and bank account to any african-american who stepped forward requesting it. If any liberal student was screaming about "white privilege", then by law that student would be required to surrender their spot at the university along with their laptop, cell phone, etc. to any african-american who stepped forward requesting it. Now that is true "equality". Applying a position consistently and being held accountable for it.
Call your representatives and start demanding the LIBTARD Act today. I think it's time to support our brethren on the left and give them exactly what they want for once.