The 51st State Could Be:

[hjmick]

My Mom is still around. That was my Grandmother. She taught me all of the French swear words.
Her weirdness was being 4'11" tall.

You know, I was worried you might not take my post with the humor I intended. Thank you for having a sense of humor.

 

[d0gbreath]

I'm american born and haven't assimilated yet. To heck with that.

I've seen your Kenyan birth certificate online.

 

[hjmick]

Got what?

Out. Got out...

Thanks for the catch, post corrected.

 

[Independent thinker]

I think you would find that at LEAST one fifth of Americans believe Canada has a better quality of life.

Hey, maybe we should swap those people. In the meantime, we welcome the red state of Alberta.

 

[Independent thinker]

Maybe Greenland. I think Trump tried to buy it.

That would have been a good addition if he had. It was actually a great idea.

 

[Independent thinker]

Alberta is already part of Canada

We are not taking them

Don't read to well, do you? Please have someone read the link in the OP to you.

 

[KissMy]

I welcome this. We could use Alberta's resources.

 

[BackAgain]

I'd rather see the U.S. become Canada's 11th province!

Yeah. But then, you’re a mental case.

 

[BackAgain]

Annex Greenland.

 

[rightwinger]

Maybe we can trade two Red States for Alberta

 

[Concerned American]

Ohio has its own weirdness category now? Do tell as I'm an Ohioan myself and would like to know more about this.

A good starting point is why a state would name itself after a worthless nut.

 

[g5000]

Hey, maybe we should swap those people. In the meantime, we welcome the red state of Alberta.

Canadians are way too polite to fit in in America.

 

[Road Runner]

A good starting point is why a state would name itself after a worthless nut.

That depends if whether or not that nut is chocolate that determines if it's worthless.

 

[KissMy]

Maybe we can trade two Red States for Alberta

Nebraska & South Dakota

 

[rightwinger]

Wyoming & South Dakota

Throw in N Dakota and we got a deal

 

[KissMy]

Throw in N Dakota and we got a deal

N Dakota has to much oil to let go of

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I'd rather see the U.S. become Canada's 11th province!

You're a faggot

 

[Polishprince]

Alberta is already part of Canada

We are not taking them

If the Albertans want to enter the union, why not?

Louisiana was part of France, Florida was part of Spain, yet we brought those states in.

You Democrats should be pleased with this . It was the D's that had the slogan "54 40 or fight"after all.