Texas troopers told to

[WEATHER53]

Put children on roofs and push them off and if they are thirsty then give them sand
Lib 101 futurecast

 

[Oddball]

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Of course this is ridiculous. I wish it were true. But it's not.

 

[AyeCantSeeYou]

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