Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books

[C_Clayton_Jones]

‘KELLER, TX—Calling the new policy a “necessary” safety measure, administrators from Keller Independent School District confirmed Friday that all students were now required to use clear bags in order to prevent them from bringing in books. “As we start the new school year, we’d like to remind students that all backpacks must be clear or mesh so that we can ensure you are not smuggling any educational materials onto campus grounds,” read a statement from the board of trustees, which warned students that they would also be subject to unannounced locker searches in collaboration with the local police department’s K9 book-detection unit.'

Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books

KELLER, TX—Calling the new policy a “necessary” safety measure, administrators from Keller Independent School District confirmed Friday that all students were now required to use clear bags in order to prevent them from bringing in books. “As we start the new school year, we’d like to remind...

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Texas schools will tolerate neither facts nor the truth.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Have you ever heard of the onion?
They post some funny shit,you should check em out one day.....

 

[fncceo]

Another liberal pawned by The Onion ...

Too funny.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Have you ever heard of the onion?
They post some funny shit,you should check em out one day.....

He thought it was real.

 

[Calypso Jones]

In our county schools the kids do not have textbooks anymore.

and you can tell.

 

[Sunni Man]

I knew a black guy from an inner city hood who's nickname was Red.
One time I asked him why are you known in the black community as Red?
He said it was because he'd once "read" a book.

 

[frigidweirdo]

‘KELLER, TX—Calling the new policy a “necessary” safety measure, administrators from Keller Independent School District confirmed Friday that all students were now required to use clear bags in order to prevent them from bringing in books. “As we start the new school year, we’d like to remind students that all backpacks must be clear or mesh so that we can ensure you are not smuggling any educational materials onto campus grounds,” read a statement from the board of trustees, which warned students that they would also be subject to unannounced locker searches in collaboration with the local police department’s K9 book-detection unit.'

Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books

KELLER, TX—Calling the new policy a “necessary” safety measure, administrators from Keller Independent School District confirmed Friday that all students were now required to use clear bags in order to prevent them from bringing in books. “As we start the new school year, we’d like to remind...

www.theonion.com

Texas schools will tolerate neither facts nor the truth.

FREEDOM.....

 

[fncceo]

FREEDOM.....

Another one who can't distinguish satire, from a well-known satire site, from news.

From the same group that calls everything with which they don't agree "fake news".

 

[Roudy]

“Men Can Get Pregnant”
-By Kim John Democrat

 

[jbrownson0831]

‘KELLER, TX—Calling the new policy a “necessary” safety measure, administrators from Keller Independent School District confirmed Friday that all students were now required to use clear bags in order to prevent them from bringing in books. “As we start the new school year, we’d like to remind students that all backpacks must be clear or mesh so that we can ensure you are not smuggling any educational materials onto campus grounds,” read a statement from the board of trustees, which warned students that they would also be subject to unannounced locker searches in collaboration with the local police department’s K9 book-detection unit.'

Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books

KELLER, TX—Calling the new policy a “necessary” safety measure, administrators from Keller Independent School District confirmed Friday that all students were now required to use clear bags in order to prevent them from bringing in books. “As we start the new school year, we’d like to remind...

www.theonion.com

Texas schools will tolerate neither facts nor the truth.

Hmmm I thought you brownshirts burned all the books during your history changing phase.....