Ten Scary Things President Hill Might Do

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Make Terry O’Neill Chief Justice

Make FDR’s old swimming pool beneath the Press Room a Spa

Make Putin afraid to drink tea

Make us listen to Fleetwood Mac ... a lot.

Make all males wear ho chi minh sandals like 70s feminists wore

Make all Americans buy health insurance at Wal-Mart

Make Male Masturbation illegal

Make Chris Christie the Fitness Czar

Make Bill Ambassador to Thailand

Make Huma Abedin First Lady.