Ted Cruz ROCKS NRA Convention

I have never been more excited in my life about the candidacy of a politician. Ted Cruz can stand up before a crowd an speak eloquently without notes, without a prompter and without Valerie Jarret's hand up his ass.

Ted Cruz to NRA I ve fought the conservative battles

He's going to disappoint you. You've just shot your load on a dude who cares about little beyond securing his book sales and speaking fees.

Speaking without notes? That's impressive to you? Why?
Why do you always presume conservatives are greedy shallow people like you?

Oh look......the forum loser is back. Where ya been?
 
I have never been more excited in my life about the candidacy of a politician. Ted Cruz can stand up before a crowd an speak eloquently without notes, without a prompter and without Valerie Jarret's hand up his ass.

Ted Cruz to NRA I ve fought the conservative battles

He's going to disappoint you. You've just shot your load on a dude who cares about little beyond securing his book sales and speaking fees.

Speaking without notes? That's impressive to you? Why?
Why do you always presume conservatives are greedy shallow people like you?

Oh look......the forum loser is back. Where ya been?
Not all of us can live on welfare like you.... I have self respect
 
So a moron appeals to a crowd of like-minded morons and we should all be impressed by this?

Worked for Obama and his army of morons

Obama gave his candidacy speech on the steps of the old Springfield, Illinois Courthouse, in a public place with complete access by anyone and everyone.
Cruz holds a bunch of rightwing evangelical college students hostage for $10 if they don't show for his announcement speech.
You are the moron.
 
Let's see if Cruz can work up a crowd like this in St. Louis:

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Or Portland:
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Cruz will have to stick to right wing groups like the NRA. And he knows it.
 
I have never been more excited in my life about the candidacy of a politician. Ted Cruz can stand up before a crowd an speak eloquently without notes, without a prompter and without Valerie Jarret's hand up his ass.

Ted Cruz to NRA I ve fought the conservative battles

He's going to disappoint you. You've just shot your load on a dude who cares about little beyond securing his book sales and speaking fees.

Speaking without notes? That's impressive to you? Why?
Why do you always presume conservatives are greedy shallow people like you?

Oh look......the forum loser is back. Where ya been?
Not all of us can live on welfare like you.... I have self respect

The jealousy oozes from your pores.

Do you receive any form of government assistance, pal? I think you do. Fess up.
 
The candidate that the RWnuts are most excited about never wins. Not since Reagan anyway.

Um...you think Republicans were "excited" about Viagra Bob, John McCain and Romney? They picked the best name, but the only ones excited about them were their mothers. And seriously, HW lost re-election specifically because so many of us bolted the party we were so disgusted with him.

Never wins the nomination.
 
The candidate that the RWnuts are most excited about never wins. Not since Reagan anyway.

Um...you think Republicans were "excited" about Viagra Bob, John McCain and Romney? They picked the best name, but the only ones excited about them were their mothers. And seriously, HW lost re-election specifically because so many of us bolted the party we were so disgusted with him.

Never wins the nomination.

What does that mean?

Republicans pick the name over the ideas. My standard since I left the party in 1988 has been for them to provide me with ONE actual reason to vote for them, and I will. Yet election after election they can't. Well, Obama finally gave me one in 2012 by delivering on his threat to actually rule as a communist instead of just running as one. Still the Republicans in six straight elections have given me zero
 
I have never been more excited in my life about the candidacy of a politician. Ted Cruz can stand up before a crowd an speak eloquently without notes, without a prompter and without Valerie Jarret's hand up his ass.

Ted Cruz to NRA I ve fought the conservative battles

I think people like Cruz must laugh their asses off that conservative audiences are so predictable not to mention easily pliable by offerings of rhetorical red meat while understanding that they can get away with it even though they never offer any real solutions to real problems in the real world.

It reminds me of all the stories I've read over the years about how some poor schmuck goes into a strip club, becomes enamored by some woman who tempts him on stage with seductive moves and alluring looks, and as a result, he ends up emptying his bank accounts and maxing out his credit cards, and he never even ends up getting laid in the process.

As Bugs Bunny used to say, "What a maroon!"

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