To hell with deficits and the national debt!
Cut taxes even more!
funny...when my budget sucks, i cut spending
That's how it works. Typical married couple conversation about budget as compared to the US Budget
"Honey, I'm just doing the books and it seems we are going to be a bit short this month. We're going to have to cut back."
"Oh really? Like what."
"Well, right here it says that you just bought premium healthcare here for 1.4 trillion. You know that our budget isn't that big! I mean look at the neighborhood we live in! Our security system itself is costing us 400 billion just to maintain it."
"True and we have all these charges for calls out to stop the neighbors from fighting. But we promised the kids we would pay for their healthcare."
"Yes I know, but we can't afford it. What else could we cut to find the money? Can't we just put it on the card?"
"Sure but the bank is angry we're only able to make minimum payments already. We're doing payday loans to try and keep up with that."
"Huh, why not demand your boss pay you more?"
"Remember how angry he was the last time I did that?"
"oh yeah, you got fired."
"Yeah. You can't do that to a boss."
"So, what're we going to do? we can't cut spending and can't increase revenue."
"We have no choice. We'll just stop paying!"
"Can we do that?"
"No... but who's going to stop us? We have a great security system."
"Yeah, but they're already grumbling about all the stuff we're making them do already, saying it's not what they're job is."
"Sucks to be them, we just keep paying them, and they'll keep us safe from anyone who wants to take away what we have."
"What a great idea, Honey! So how about we cater a party tonight and tomorrow go to Spain on vacation?"
"Oh, you go. I'm going to just bum around the house here while you're gone."
"Okay! Love you sweetie!"
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