Originally posted by brneyedgrl80
Before telling me to give it a rest, I was just showing that there is an interest.
http://www.NTwatch.org/rat/bastard/neocon/mofo.html
(Wasilla, Alaska)
Reuters (AP)
June 25, 2004
Neighbors of the infamous NT of USMB have complained that the Corrupt One recently was scouting trails several miles from his home mapping trails on his air-polluting ATV made by Honda.
One irate neighbor, who spotted NT riding his eco-unfriendly turf-tearing machine, speculated that NT was on a secret mission for President Bush, or more likely Cheney with his Haliburton ties, to discover whether or not there were likely oil reserves in the area.
"I knew he was up to no good," Stated Cynthia Hazbacker-Fowler. "He was driving that gas guzzling 4 wheeler in our area like there was no tomorrow, he had to be up to no good! If he was legitimate in his travels, he would have been riding a bike or walking. But he was moving too fast to be out for a pleasure cruise - as much as anyone can enjoy polluting our already devastated ecosystem! I spied something white behind him, it was his Oil Mapping Sketch that he was working on. Bush or Cheney was behind this. I can feeeeel it!"
After adjusting her aluminum foil headgear and scanning the horizon for silent black helicopters, Cynthia exposed yet another evil plot by the current administration.
"We're a whole lot closer to market here in Wasilla than ANWR up on the North Slope," Ms. Hazbacker-Fowler explained. "I bet there's oil here and Haliburton will force Cheney to force Bush to order the U.S. Army to evict us off our land so they can drill right through the corpses of Spotted Owls, Caribou and Kittens for oil after the Air Force carpet-bombs our house!"
Ted Kennedy and Kerry could not be reached for comment, but their spokesmen expressed their shock and dismay at such evildoing.
"We belive he is the Anti-Christ", they said in a joint statement.
GreenPeace and PETA have pledged to investigate but have already begun organizing protests against drilling in suburbs of Alaska, now known as ANWR junior. This area now includes the entire State of Alaska, which is 2/3 the size of the continental United States.
Honda has disavowed any knowledge of this misuse of equipment and has released a public statement condemning NT's alleged actions.