Survives Bear Attack with Small Caliber Pistol

[hortysir]

 

[Mr. H.]

 

[Big Fitz]

That's funny. Needs to be in humor.

 

[hortysir]

That's funny. Needs to be in humor.

oops.....
forgot about that subforum

 

[Newby]

In my version of the story the girlfiend would pull out her .357 and shoot both the boyfriend and the bear.

 

[Cowman]

It wasn't a bear. It was a person in a bear suit. It was in all the papers.

Cannibalism strikes again.

 

[hortysir]

Damned those Bath Salts!!!

 

[Paulie]

Chalk another saved life up to gun rights!

 

[chikenwing]

OUCH Like they say you don't have to be 1st just not last!!

 

[hjmick]

You need be only faster than the slowest person in your party...

 

[Intense]

Moved.

 

[bouncingbig]

This is a classic. You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the person you're with.