Surgical tech job ???

[Quasar44]

Still after 3 months cannot find a solution as I have zero skills

It’s a 18 month program

Says I get to work setting up the surgery lab with cool instruments.
I assume I can handle many sharp instruments and I would clean up stinky tissues and organ chunk debris

Thanks
Any advise ???

 

[shockedcanadian]

Still after 3 months cannot find a solution as I have zero skills

It’s a 18 month program

Says I get to work setting up the surgery lab with cool instruments.
I assume I can handle many sharp instruments and I would clean up stinky tissues and organ chunk debris

Thanks
Any advise ???

Would you enjoy it? Does it pay well?

 

[okfine]

Still after 3 months cannot find a solution as I have zero skills

It’s a 18 month program

Says I get to work setting up the surgery lab with cool instruments.
I assume I can handle many sharp instruments and I would clean up stinky tissues and organ chunk debris

Thanks
Any advise ???

Can you stand for long periods daily?

 

[ozro]

If you plan on working three weeks out of the month, I say go for it. Not to burst your bubble, but someone has to say it.
Werewolves are not allowed in surgery so you won't be able to work that week of the full moon.

 

[Quasar44]

Can you stand for long periods daily?

Yes !!!
I can stand for 10 hours and not move !!
Last night I stared at a wall for hours

 

[Quasar44]

Would you enjoy it? Does it pay well?

Yes ..I would enjoy cleaning up fleshy chucks of tissue

 

[okfine]

Yes !!!
I can stand for 10 hours and not move !!
Last night I stared at a wall for hours

Security guard is more for you, then.

 

[Quasar44]

Security guard is more for you, then.

Yes but the pay is garbage !!

 

[Quasar44]

Security guard is more for you, then.

Based on my posts do I come across as weird??
Intelligent ?? Dumbazzz ??
Thx

 

[shockedcanadian]

Yes ..I would enjoy cleaning up fleshy chucks of tissue

Then you've found your calling. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I thought about being a Instrument Technician, but they can't tell me if its a standing or sitting position.

All it is really, is being in a clean room, sanitizing hospital gadgets, tools, and surgical intruments all day.
Perfect job for me. Being alone, making really good money. No school involved, just a skills test.
But I can't stand all day any more. And apparently they have no ******* clue what the job entails, other than the ad they have.
Which tells me they are a heinously ANTI-employee company, as well as corrupt.

Believe it or not, they must have a hard time finding anyone that knows how to clean a blade without slicing off their fingers, as the job ad has been on their website for 3 years now.

 

[yidnar]

Yes !!!
I can stand for 10 hours and not move !!
Last night I stared at a wall for hours

 

[yidnar]

Yes ..I would enjoy cleaning up fleshy chucks of tissue

 

[Quasar44]

I probably should wait a few hours to separate my thoughts from my physical posts
.

 

[Quasar44]

Also PTA. ?

It’s 40,000 for 18 month program

 

[yidnar]

I probably should wait a few hours to separate my thoughts from my physical posts
.

you'll be alright .. some of your posts are pretty funny ...

 

[Quasar44]

you'll be alright .. some of your posts are pretty funny ...

oh boy !! I seem to not even realize I come across as bizarre

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

.

Cardiac Monitor Tech, cool job.

Holter Monitor Tech, even cooler.

No bloody chunks.

Done 'em both. Pay sucks, but no bloody chunks. Also, very little training required. Hospital I worked for trained me in three days.

.

 

[Quasar44]

you'll be alright .. some of your posts are pretty funny ...

My confidence is so low these days that I often get nervous just going to the bathroom??
What if I just completely forget what to do ??

 

[yidnar]

My confidence is so low these days that I often get nervous just going to the bathroom??
What if I just completely forget what to do ??

just sit down and think it through .