Super Bowl Champagne: Media Revolution [Thoroughfare?]

Abishai100

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The New England Patriots and Brady/Belichick have captured their 6th Lombardi. They did it before 2020. They did it against the same team they defeated to begin this new millennium. Now, media journalists wanted to allude to the Patriots champion-QB Tom Brady as the fictional A.I. knight-warrior-general robot Ultra Magnus, from Hasbro's Transformers.

Brady is Ultra Magnus in a world governed by merchandising...or is that too Capitalist?



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Brady's Patriots defeated Goff's Rams in Super Bowl LIII by a meager but tight score of 13-3. There was much offense but mostly defense, as the two power-teams kept duking it out on the field, almost as if they were simply experimenting with tactics out of respect for the strength of their opponent. This was great Super Bowl champagne and it could promote some tangible forms of magazine-consciousness pro-sports/capitalism-marketing in this new age Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) world.

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The two celebrities Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy, who happened to be courting a relationship, were working on a new film about the Twilight Zone co-starring Leo DiCaprio and Anne Hathaway. The film would include one story-sequence about a Super Bowl winning/haunted QB Tom Rady (obvious allusion to Patriots' Tom Brady!) who was being stalked by multiple people for differing reasons, causing him to resent his celebrity. The film was to be directed by Milos Forman, director of Man on the Moon.

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An Algerian-American resident of Southern California named Ajay Satan became an Internet-blogging 'homegrown terrorist' who liked talking about pornography/censorship in the age of modern media. Ajay Satan studied at Yale and now wanted to apply his studies of political science to dissect the sub-culture hypocrisy of consumerism-culture America (e.g., Consumer Reports, Baseball Cards, MTV, etc.). Ajay focused his attention of America's obsession with Patriots QB Tom Brady who had just managed to down the unpredictably scary L.A. Rams in the Super Bowl. Ajay Satan began watching Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) repeatedly.

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Ajay decided to open a fish-and-chips joint on the beach in California where he served the region's superior tartar sauce. Celebrities visited the joint which became extremely popular among lovers of fish-and-chips in California. Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy wanted to go there together for their honeymoon when they discovered that the beach Ajay's eatery was located in featured beautiful dolphins. No one was thinking about Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise).

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Tom Cruise was meanwhile in Fiji assisting Sports Illustrated take photos on the beach with the newest swimsuit-models. Cruise would appear in some of the photos of the S.I. models as a cool surfer. Cruise wanted to extend the marketing/merchandising color/flair of post-Super Bowl media to create a larger portrait of 'sports-culture imaginariums.' Was Cruise simply hyping his own media-consciousness film Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)?

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But who cares? Brady and the Patriots have won their 6th Lombardi. You should get a jacket from last year, writing the team as 5-time champs. Such a jacket might be appealing to a celebrity who enjoys eating tartar sauce and clam chowder and appreciates the prestige/reputation of New England seafood and fish. You might find yourself being 'tapped' by a celebrity sub-culture known as the Tartars...

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HOBGOBLIN: Did you notice all the media confetti?
GOD: It's not all superficial; there are contours of brightness!
HOBGOBLIN: What's so bright about Consumer Reports?
GOD: That's a respected publication exploring consumerism qualities/quality!
HOBGOBLIN: Are you a fan of Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)?
GOD: Of course...
HOBGOBLIN: Is there something morally wrong with Super Bowl champagne?
GOD: No, but it must not create 'revolutionary' recreational-media thoroughfare.
HOBGOBLIN: Perhaps there are controls for Playboy and WikiLeaks...
GOD: Perhaps!
HOBGOBLIN: I suppose Ajay Satan and the Tartar club represent 'American IQ.'
GOD: That they do...
HOBGOBLIN: Hail to the dolls!


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