Attention All Ladies & Gents.Especially you Potheads.
Our Commander-in-Chief has just announced a Pardon
{ Um ... Pardon me ? } for all those convicted of simple Pot
Possession.Lets hear it Folks.Free Popcorn and peanuts { in the shell }
for everyone.Pot will now be on sale at the Big Tent ticket stand.
Don't wait.Supplies will not last.
Nor will Potus Joe.Whose next Stunt is to offer free nickle bags of
Pot to those early bird voters in select Blue state cities.
No need to apply.Just show up and take advantage.
Biden Advantage Early Bird Voter Special.
Our Commander-in-Chief has just announced a Pardon
{ Um ... Pardon me ? } for all those convicted of simple Pot
Possession.Lets hear it Folks.Free Popcorn and peanuts { in the shell }
for everyone.Pot will now be on sale at the Big Tent ticket stand.
Don't wait.Supplies will not last.
Nor will Potus Joe.Whose next Stunt is to offer free nickle bags of
Pot to those early bird voters in select Blue state cities.
No need to apply.Just show up and take advantage.
Biden Advantage Early Bird Voter Special.