State Department issues guidance to Americans left in Afghanistan

JGalt

Diamond Member
Mar 9, 2011
70,163
83,907
3,635
They could have just said "You people are screwed."


"Review your personal security plans.
Be aware of your surroundings and local security developments at all times.
Keep a low profile.
Notify a trusted person of your travel and movement plans.
Make contingency plans to leave when it is safe to do so that do not rely on U.S. government assistance.
Monitor local media."

U.S. State Department to Green-Card Holders Still in Afghanistan: ‘Keep a Low Profile’ | National Review

Security Message: Suspension of Operations (August 31, 2021) | U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan
 

State Department issues guidance to Americans left in Afghanistan​

  1. Bone up on your Islamic laws.
  2. Learn to speak muslim.
  3. Start wearing a towel on your head.
  4. Yell loud when you talk.
  5. Grow a beard.
  6. Learn how to spell Dhimmi.
  7. Keep your wife and sisters and daughters handy, they may make good bargaining chips.
  8. Bend over and kiss your tender ass goodbye.
 

Forum List

Back
Top