Anakin only bothered me in episode 2. I liked his performance in Episode 3.
And now, with "Rebels"...
I have to say that this "Ezra" character officially gets my vote for "Star Wars character that most deserves to die".
More than prequels Anakin. More than Jar Jar, cause I actually liked Jar Jar. More than that ugly squid looking guy on Return of the Jedi that was like "ITS A TRAAAAP!"
I'm tired of fucking looking at Ezra. I hate his scratchy voice. He annoys the living Hell out of me. He makes it impossible to enjoy "Rebels".
I would absolutely love to see him impaled through the mouth and out the ass with a Sith's Lightsaber.
I would love to see Ezra's arms ripped off by a Wookie.
I would love to see Ventress gauge out Ezra's eyes with the Force.
I wish Jabba would capture him and whore him out to Gomorrean slavers, and then have his Rancor eat him alive.
I wish he would get captured by Tusken Raiders so that they could bury Ezra up to his head in sand on Tattoine and allow the two suns to bake him alive.
I wish he would get raped by Ewoks and then shishkabobed over a fire and eaten.
I wish he would get turned into a droid and then taken apart by Jawas and melted away in a furnace, piece by piece.
I wish he would get frozen in Carbonite and then launched into space, never to be seen again.
I wish Vader would Force choke the Hell out of Ezra and then use the Force to slowly burn him alive in the lava on Mustafar.
I wish a Sith Lord would use the Force to make Ezra spontaneously combust.
I wish Palpatine would capture Ezra and use his Force Lightning on him, until Ezra's brain is oozing out his nose.
I wish the Dark Lord of the Sith would capture Ezra and feed him to a Terentatek.
You see, the thing about Star Wars...
It doesn't revolve around any one character. Even when Anakin or Luke seemed like the "main character", the story revolved around so many other things, and there were a great many scenes that didn't even involve Anakin/ Luke at all.
But Ezra
Fucking Ezra
The galaxy revolves around Ezra
That motherfucking piece of shit Disney bitch.
FUCK EZRA
Disney may as well start the series off "A long time ago there was Ezra, in a Galaxy far far away."
Fucking EZRA
I WOULD RATHER WATCH A HARDCORE PORNO ABOUT WOOKIES BANGING HUTTS AND GUNGANS THAN WATCH FIVE MORE FUCKING MINUTES OF EZRA'S DISGUSTING LIFE
Fuck Rebels.
Fuck Disney.
FUCK EZRA.
If Star Wars Episode 7 is anything like Star Wars: Rebels, I will execute motherfucking Order 66 by convincing an army of Extremist Muslims that Disney is against the Quran and enemy of Allah, and have them dress up as Clone Troopers as they go Jihad on Disney's bitch asses.
GEORGE LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
I think I agree with this post more than I've ever agreed with anything!
Except for Ackbar. If you ever get into the expanded universe you'll find out that he's awesome.
... Except Disney killed off the expanded universe..... which makes me soooo sad
Yeah I should go easy on Ackbar, lol. I should have known he'd have some kind of epic prestigious background.
Still, I know quite a bit about the Expanded Universe, but obviously, since there is so much out there, its impossible to learn everything.
I used to read these books about when Obi-Wan first became Qui-Gon's Padawan, and a lot of what they experienced as Master and Apprentice. Those were AWESOME, at least they were when I read them in Junior High. I read one book about Darth Maul's life before Episode One, and another book of Episode 1 through Anakin's eyes. I read one of "Amidala's Diary", and another one of Boba Fett when he was a kid, a sort of behind the scenes of Episode 2.
I beat the RPGs of Knights of the Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic 2, an action adventure called The Force Unleashed, and played an MMORPG called Star Wars: The Old Republic, along with other less epic Star Wars games.
Hell, I can even tell you that Death sticks are a hallucinagin that slowly depletes the user's connection to the Force, lol. Don't ask. I was with a friend and we were extremely stoned and bored so we looked it up on Wookiepedia, lol.
I would have to say my favorite Expanded Universe period of all time was 4000 years before the movies took place, and was the story of Darth Revan. But you'd have to have played KOTOR in order to truly experience it and understand why.
Knights of The Old Rebublic was an RPG that focused around the story of Darth Revan, a Jedi who became the Dark Lord of the Sith and mastered both sides of the Force. And I haven't spoiled a thing in case you ever do check it out.
Knights of the Old Republic 2 focuses around the same story. Jedi and Sith are at war, but Darth Bane's Rule of Two has yet to be established, so there are countless Sith and Jedi throughout the Galaxy. In both games, your choices have moral effects on the world around you, and you slowly shift towards the Light Side or the Dark Side, which affects your Force Powers, your appearance, and the events and ending of the games.
Star Wars: The Old Republic is an epic MMORPG that is basically Knights of the Old Republic 3. Except its massively designed to be massively multiplayer. You choose a race, design your face, and choose from numerous classes to support either the Jedi or the Sith. Then you train in either the Light or the Dark Side and travel from world to world engaging in epic battles and living the Star Wars dream.
Too bad my computer couldn't run the game too well, otherwise I would have beaten it. It was freaking awesome. I'll have to give it another shot sometime.
Here is a trailer to that game:
^^^
We won't see Disney come up with a Star Wars product that epic. Waaaay too Dark for Disney.
Was hard to get into though, relatively primitive 3d rendering. Yoda was so blocky looking. But I got over it. Stories were great, characters rich and interesting. And ya, Jedi portrayl was best ever.
