Soccer is inherently Un-American

[1srelluc]

Soccer is the metric system of sports. The professionals are crybabies who fake injuries and just generally act gay as a required part of the sport.

While we should encourage this effeminate sport in the rest of the world in order to weaken them, we should not look at its spread into our great nation as anything other than an embodiment of failure.

It is a boring game with Budlite written all over it. The sport should be boycotted throughout our land and perhaps banned for the good of the children. Maybe let girls play as they seem more dogged.

American boys should grow up playing football for toughness and baseball for hand eye coordination. I suppose basketball should be there as well. Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Let's face it....Any sport that can go for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie is, well, just odd.

On average, approximately 20-30% of professional soccer matches end in a tie.

Americans want a winner at the end of a contest and we don't even like NFL games ending in a tie.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Soccer is the metric system of sports. The professionals are crybabies who fake injuries and just generally act gay as a required part of the sport.

While we should encourage this effeminate sport in the rest of the world in order to weaken them, we should not look at its spread into our great nation as anything other than an embodiment of failure.

It is a boring game with Budlite written all over it. The sport should be boycotted throughout our land and perhaps banned for the good of the children. Maybe let girls play as they seem more dogged.

American boys should grow up playing football for toughness and baseball for hand eye coordination. I suppose basketball should be there as well. Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Let's face it....Any sport that can go for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie is, well, just odd.

On average, approximately 20-30% of professional soccer matches end in a tie.

Americans want a winner at the end of a contest and we don't even like NFL games ending in a tie.

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That's how I felt when I attended a match in England. LOUD and NOT football.

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[August West]

Soccer is the metric system of sports. The professionals are crybabies who fake injuries and just generally act gay as a required part of the sport.

While we should encourage this effeminate sport in the rest of the world in order to weaken them, we should not look at its spread into our great nation as anything other than an embodiment of failure.

It is a boring game with Budlite written all over it. The sport should be boycotted throughout our land and perhaps banned for the good of the children. Maybe let girls play as they seem more dogged.

American boys should grow up playing football for toughness and baseball for hand eye coordination. I suppose basketball should be there as well. Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Let's face it....Any sport that can go for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie is, well, just odd.

On average, approximately 20-30% of professional soccer matches end in a tie.

Americans want a winner at the end of a contest and we don't even like NFL games ending in a tie.

I always wanted to be a soccer goalie. A person can read a book or whatever and if the ball is coming your way, someone could text you. The NFL has a field goal problem. A team gets 3 points for kicking field goals that most high school kickers could make.

 

[egp320i]

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That's how I felt when I attended a match in England. LOUD and NOT football.

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I played soccer as a kid, I did not know history or anything, it was just a fun game, play on grass, it's warm
i was a sweeper playing defense, good times

 

[Hafar1014]

Soccer is the metric system of sports. The professionals are crybabies who fake injuries and just generally act gay as a required part of the sport.

While we should encourage this effeminate sport in the rest of the world in order to weaken them, we should not look at its spread into our great nation as anything other than an embodiment of failure.

It is a boring game with Budlite written all over it. The sport should be boycotted throughout our land and perhaps banned for the good of the children. Maybe let girls play as they seem more dogged.

American boys should grow up playing football for toughness and baseball for hand eye coordination. I suppose basketball should be there as well. Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Let's face it....Any sport that can go for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie is, well, just odd.

On average, approximately 20-30% of professional soccer matches end in a tie.

Americans want a winner at the end of a contest and we don't even like NFL games ending in a tie.

Your just not smart enough to follow a soccer game

 

[Woodznutz]

Soccer is the metric system of sports. The professionals are crybabies who fake injuries and just generally act gay as a required part of the sport.

While we should encourage this effeminate sport in the rest of the world in order to weaken them, we should not look at its spread into our great nation as anything other than an embodiment of failure.

It is a boring game with Budlite written all over it. The sport should be boycotted throughout our land and perhaps banned for the good of the children. Maybe let girls play as they seem more dogged.

American boys should grow up playing football for toughness and baseball for hand eye coordination. I suppose basketball should be there as well. Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Let's face it....Any sport that can go for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie is, well, just odd.

On average, approximately 20-30% of professional soccer matches end in a tie.

Americans want a winner at the end of a contest and we don't even like NFL games ending in a tie.

I feel the same about baseball. I'd rather watch paint dry.

 

[1srelluc]

Your just not smart enough to follow a soccer game

The whole thing is like one big bathroom break.

0-0 tie, get the **** out of here.

 

[Hafar1014]

The whole thing is like one big bathroom break.

0-0 tie, get the **** out of here.

You wouldnt last 5 minutes in a soccer game. Its the most popular game in the world.

 

[1srelluc]

You wouldnt last 5 moon in a soccer game. Its the most popular game in the world.

I can see how faggots would like it what with the little yellow cards and all.....Maybe they should be rainbow colored.

 

[Hafar1014]

I can see how faggots would like it what with the little yellow cards and all.....Maybe they should be rainbow colored.

Ypu dont have the brains or stammina to play soccer

 

[Woodznutz]

I played soccer as a kid, I did not know history or anything, it was just a fun game, play on grass, it's warm
i was a sweeper playing defense, good times

I did too as a kid, but I got tired of getting kicked in the shins. I wasn't good at baseball, football, or basketball. I did play tennis in high school but my hand-eye coordination wasn't very good so I was mediocre at best at that. What I excelled in was swimming as no one I ever raced could beat me. However, I later witnessed some really good swimmers that would have left me in their wake. My only claim to fame, even after some pretty good bumps and bruises, is that I am pretty healthy and active for my age.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

World Cup soccer is literally the only sport I follow

 

[Polishprince]

Soccer fans know this as well, and that's why soccer riots are such a popular distraction at the events. I was reading about a match in the Tremendous Nation of Brazil a few years back. Fans literally decapitated a referee's head off because they didn't like the call.

 

[Woodznutz]

You wouldnt last 5 minutes in a soccer game. Its the most popular game in the world.

It's more an expression of nationalism.

 

[August West]

I feel the same about baseball. I'd rather watch paint dry.

ALL baseball positions are skill positions. You`ll see no lard butts bumping bellies and tugging on each other`s shirts. That`s football.

 

[1srelluc]

Soccer fans know this as well, and that's why soccer riots are such a popular distraction at the events. I was reading about a match in the Tremendous Nation of Brazil a few years back. Fans literally decapitated a referee's head off because they didn't like the call.

Makes perfect sense, they all can't go to the bathroom at the same time.

 

[Woodznutz]

ALL baseball positions are skill positions. You`ll see no lard butts bumping bellies and tugging on each other`s shirts. That`s football.

Lots of standing around waiting for something to happen in baseball, especially in the outfield.

I don't really watch to O and D lines. I focus on the players that have the football.

 

[1srelluc]

Even the FIFA name reeks of faggotry.....Sounds like something Paris Hilton would name her purse dog.

 

[EMH]

Soccer is a great sport.

Faking injuries is "off the scale" in soccer but not unique to it. Hockey players fake injuries. Claude LeMieux was notorious for it. One time Claude lay on the ice for minutes as the refs and the fans laughed, no call was made, and eventually Claude got up and skated off on his own power.

Football is not a good sport for youth. It encourages steroid use, causes traumatic life changing injuries, and gets too many young men hooked on pain killers. Clay Matthews SR didn't let Clay Matthews JR play football until Soph year of high school. I am for that, eliminating football below high school. If you aren't a good football prospect with the chance to get a college scholarship, don't play it. Don't ban football, but we need to see the whole "social good equation" here. I know dozens of young men who are ruined by high school football injuries, addicted to pain killers, limping in their 20s, that is NOT GOOD for AMERICA.

Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Apparently that is the "Spanberger Republican" take, and a reason why they didn't vote for Winsome, who was born in Jamaica...

 

[Lockback]

Soccer is the metric system of sports. The professionals are crybabies who fake injuries and just generally act gay as a required part of the sport.

While we should encourage this effeminate sport in the rest of the world in order to weaken them, we should not look at its spread into our great nation as anything other than an embodiment of failure.

It is a boring game with Budlite written all over it. The sport should be boycotted throughout our land and perhaps banned for the good of the children. Maybe let girls play as they seem more dogged.

American boys should grow up playing football for toughness and baseball for hand eye coordination. I suppose basketball should be there as well. Soccer...never. It is for foreigners.

Let's face it....Any sport that can go for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie is, well, just odd.

On average, approximately 20-30% of professional soccer matches end in a tie.

Americans want a winner at the end of a contest and we don't even like NFL games ending in a tie.

Is it a coincidence that since soccer became more popular in the United States, we're seeing more trans men?
Hmmm ....

In all seriousness, I completely agree with your take. I despise soccer. It's boring as hell and no event should end in a tie.
It's a monumental waste of time.
A buddy of mine recently returned from England and he told me he took his family to a soccer match.
"Do me a favor," I said.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Reach into your pocket, open your wallet and hand me your man card. Because I'm going to burn it."