Shattered said:
Oh, and let's not forget the flyers stuck to your door, phone calls to your house, envelopes in the mail... There is such a thing as overkill, ya know..
I have NEVER gotten any such thing from the Salvation Army, nor have I ever seen them blocking store entrances. They just stand there, ringing their bells. These guys are doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, too. My dad's an executive, yet until this year, he spent a few hours every weekend in front of Target, ringing the bell. Now, while the bell itself may annoy some people, let's look at a few other holiday traditions that *I* can't stand.
I hate Valentine's Day stuff. I have never had a girlfriend and although I'm usually fine with that, Valentine's Day is a *very* lonely time of the year when I feel ashamed that I haven't even found *a* special someone, much less *that* special someone. However, I don't sue over Valentine's Day, because I know how it makes others feel and I'm willing to put up with a little depression every once in a while becuase I'm not petty.
Kwanzaa. I'm sure it's a fine holiday, but I have no idea what the hell it is, what it means, or what it stands for, only that it's a holiday made for blacks. How about filling us in so I can stop thinking every year, "What the hell is Kwanzaa?" Still, I tolerate it because I'm sure that *somebody* out there knows what it means and if people wanna celebrate, then by all means, go right ahead.
Halloween. If I don't pick something every kid in the world likes, I have to genuinely scare the hell out of them to keep them from vandalizing my (parents') house. I'm tempted to buy some blanks and rock salt for my shotgun. However, I tend to actually scare the hell out of them, so I let it alone.
Independance Day. I like blowing stuff up as much as the next man, but the next 12 year old who shoots a bottle rocket or throws a firecracker at me or my car is getting an M-80 up his butt. I have been able to deal with this, though. It usually has to do with a Super Soaker pointed at their stash.
Thanksgiving. Is it so much to ask to wait until *after* Thanksgiving to start in on Christmas? And stop having these early morning, limited time sales. I can't get up that early and I HATE crowds!
April Fools' Day. Most pranks are so unoriginal, I want to vomit. They also typically cause harm. Stealing everybody's shoes the night before is creative and harmless. Egging a car is not. Moving furniture to convice them that they're in the wrong dorm room is creative and harmless. Spreading Icy Hot in a swimsuit is not.
Now, given all of these things, I should be a scrooge, right? Nope, I love these holidays, annoyances and all, because I don't let it get to me, and none of these things gives food, clothing, or shelter to the needy.