Sneak peak at the 2020 elections

[Votto]

I've already grown tired of the Presidential elections for 2016. Therefore I've moved on to the 2020 elections.

Here is a sneak peak.

First, the Dim candidate.

His name is Karl and his socialist parents gave him a middle name of Marx. He is 77 years old and really seems to appeal to the Bernie crowd for some reason.

On the GOP side we have this candidate.

His name is Dirk and he is from India. I know, I know, how can he be President if he is from another country? Well that's just it, the GOP had trouble finding someone who would lose to Karl so he became the obvious choice.

 

[Auld Phart]

Dem candidate

Sandra Bernhard

Sure to get the woman vote, the gay vote, the Hollywood vote, and the pantsuit vote.

Pub candidate

Chuck Norris

Sure to get the military vote, the redneck vote, some of the Hollywood vote, the military vote, some of the woman vote

 

[BULLDOG]

Dem candidate

Sandra Bernhard

Sure to get the woman vote, the gay vote, the Hollywood vote, and the pantsuit vote.

Pub candidate

Chuck Norris

Sure to get the military vote, the redneck vote, some of the Hollywood vote, the military vote, some of the woman vote

ToddWeeks has had a standing challenge for Chuck Norris for the last 5 years but Chuck is too much of a pussy to respond.

CHUCK NORRIS FEARS TODD WEEKS!!!

 

[Auld Phart]

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