Sign of the times? Kinda funny

[theim]

Volunteered today to introduce new freshman to the University. about 10 minutes into the orientation one of the other volunteers passed out a chart that will let you tell your BAC with X drinks of X amount of time. They then informed the 18 year-old students that the euphoric feeling of drunkeness normally occurs around .055%. So students going to parties should consult the chart to see how much alcohol they should illegaly consume.

I suppose with the free condom dispensers in the gay support group and teaching of sexual postions in middle school I shouldn't be suprised. But it just caused me to chuckle.