Louisiana? You have my sympathy. I remember the war between Texas and Louisiana when Coonasses were lighting dynamite and throwing it across the Sabine, and Texans were lighting it and throwing it back.
We settled it over chips, salsa and crawfish etouffee ...
They shared a little Tex-Mex, we offered a little Cajun and called it even.
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You ain't no fun.I can usually piss off a woman in 2.3 seconds. I guess I'm losing my touch.