Sentences in your head at this moment....

[Bonzi]

I need bifocal contact lenses. These glasses are bothering my nose. I can't fine a pair of glasses that are comfortable and fit. I'm freezing cold. I have to pee. I want to goof off but have to get work done on my job search so I have 7 tabs open trying to do everything at once.

 

[Auld Phart]

Need to refill coffee

 

[DarkFury]

Bonzi will be looking for a new job.
Bonzi will be looking for a new job smelling like pee.
Bonzi will be blind, shivering and smelling like pee as she looks for a new job.

 

[Bonzi]

People have not faith in me. I wonder why?

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

I need bifocal contact lenses.

I stopped by my optometrist yesterday and ordered a year's supply of astigmatic Acuvue lens. For both eyes.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

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