Sen John Kennedy on UFOs: The cow is out of the barn

[basquebromance]

here's what you do: you take the cow you put it back in the barn!

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Oh, the cows left his barn a LONG time ago.
All those UFO's...just balloons.

All those heartbroken true believers.

 

[tyroneweaver]

The cow is outta of the barn and primed for cattle mutilation from these extraterrestrials

 

[22lcidw]

Their flatulence keeps the balloons up even as they affect global climate.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Usually the govt doesn't inform the public of an imminent attack from an enemy but they always drop clues when they're attacking the populace or launching false flags.