Segway owner drives segway over a cliff and dies

[manifold]

I know there is a joke in here somewhere.


Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff - Yahoo! News

 

[xotoxi]

I know there is a joke in here somewhere.


Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff - Yahoo! News

Based on the article title, I was expecting to be linked to The Onion.

 

[Mr. H.]

I saw a cop taking a break on the lawn where laid his Segway down. I asked if I could take a picture of it and he looked at me funny. I told him I'd never seen a dead Segway before. He laughed. Being a Chicago cop I guess he could have kicked my ass if he wanted.

 

[loosecannon]

I know there is a joke in here somewhere.


Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff - Yahoo! News

I read it and thought: Darwin Award WINNER!

 

[rightwinger]

Karma?

 

[Missourian]

 

[DiveCon]

I know there is a joke in here somewhere.


Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff - Yahoo! News

I read it and thought: Darwin Award WINNER!

that was my thought too

LOL

 

[Sheldon]

The end of his life was an ironic segue into death?

 

[rightwinger]

Maybe he was looking into an Evil Kneivel type market for Segways?

 

[Jon]

I read the headline today at work and laughed really loud. Then I felt really bad about it.

 

[Toro]

I read the headline today at work and laughed really loud. Then I felt really bad about it.

I laughed when I saw the title.

I should feel bad for doing that, but I don't.