Walker is right
Canadians are massed at our border looking for a chance to invade
While we are distracted with Mexico, Canadians will surge over our northern border and drink our beer and steal our women
Funny. Reminds me of the movie Canadian Bacon.
Plot
Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker (
G. D. Spradlin), who had closed down his weapons manufacturing plant, Hacker Dynamics. At a conference held at the former plant, he pins the blame for the shutdown of his business on the current
President of the United States (
Alan Alda), who has just arrived. The President defends his own belief that the future of the children is more important than war, which has caused major decline in his approval rating. After the conference, he expresses to confidantes General Dick Panzer (
Rip Torn) and National Security Advisor Stuart Smiley (
Kevin Pollak) his discontent about not having an enemy to engage in war. An attempted negotiation with Russian President Vladimir Kruschkin (
Richard E. Council) to start a new
cold war with Russia fails, and the President's suggestion of a
war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd.
Serendipitously, American sheriff Bud Boomer (
John Candy) offensively criticizes Canadian beer while attending a hockey game between the neighboring nations in
Niagara Falls, Ontario. The ensuing brawl ends up on the news and catches Stuart's attention; he collects more information about Canada from a
CIA agent named Gus (
Brad Sullivan), who suggests Canada as their new enemy. Before long, television channels are littered with anti-Canada propaganda, which Boomer believes wholeheartedly. He prepares for war by distributing guns to his fellow sheriffs, including his girlfriend Honey (
Rhea Perlman) and their friends Roy Boy (
Kevin J. O'Connor) and Kabral Jabar (
Bill Nunn). After they apprehend a group of Americans "dressed as Canadians" attempting to destroy a hydroelectric plant, they sneak across the border to litter on Canadian lands, which leads to Honey being arrested by the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police. In a rescue attempt, Boomer, Roy Boy and Kabral sneak into a Canadian power plant and cause a countrywide blackout. When the President learns of this, he orders Boomer's immediate removal from Canada before it's too late.
Hacker, seeking revenge on the President for shutting down his business, uses a software program ("Hacker Hellstorm") to activate missile silos across the country. The President learns that the signal causing the activation of the silos originated from Canada, and summons Hacker. Hacker offers to sell a program to the President that can cancel out the Hellstorm — for $1 trillion. Stuart realizes that Hacker is the one controlling the silos, and takes the operating codes from him required to stop the Hellstorm (accidentally killing Hacker in the process). The President orders Stuart's arrest, despite his protests that he is now able to deactivate the missiles which are aimed at
Moscow. As the launch time approaches the President pleads with Canadian Prime Minister Clark MacDonald (
Wallace Shawn) over the phone to stop the launch.
Meanwhile, Honey was taken to a mental hospital upon her capture and escaped all the way to the
CN Tower. She discovers the central computer for the Hellstorm located at the top and destroys it with a machine gun, aborting the launch sequence. She then reunites with Boomer, who had tracked her to the Tower, and they return to the United States via a speedboat.
An ending montage reveals the characters' fates: Boomer realizes his dream of appearing on
Cops; Honey has been named "Humanitarian of the Year" by the
National Rifle Association; Kabral has become a hockey star; and MacDonald is "still ruling with an iron fist."
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